Gigachad is a Chad whom is within the top 0.000001% of physical attractiveness. Gigachads are generally muscular, appear to have high testosterone, incredible facial aesthetics, facial harmony and symmetry, tall stature, and often reached peak physique. Gigachads are the most physically attractive men to have ever walked the Earth, thus a Gigachad's pictures float around on the internet years after his prime, and death.
Gigachads mog all other highly attractive males, and are significantly taller than the average Chad. The Gigachad is the opposite of a truecel. An allosexual hetero woman's reaction to seeing The Gigachad is the equivalent to how moths react to a lightbulb, or how metals react to being near neodymium.
The female equivalent of a gigachad is a gigastacy. Having lots of gigachads in your locality isn't eco-friendly, as all the women are constantly using detergents to wash their grool-stained panties purely from walking past him.
Decile[edit | edit source]
He is a "10" on the decile scale and the guy who will never experience nonredamancy. He's the polar opposite of a truecel and inceldom to Gigachad is a baffling mystery, akin to the mystery of the causes behind the big bang theory to astrophysicists. In fact, Gigachad doesn't even know what friendzoning, sexual frustration or rejection feels like!
Examples of African American gigachads are Tyson Beckford, Stefan-Pierre Tomlin and Ovie Soko. Examples of White gigachads are (prime) Fabio, (prime) Dolph Lundgren, (prime) Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chris Hemsworth. Examples of Mongoloid, East Asian and/or Oriental gigachads include Jason Momoa and Godfrey Gao. Examples of Mixed Race gigachads include Jeremy Meeks and Sean Kory. Examples of Middle Eastern and South Asian gigachads include Toni Mahfud and Imran Abbas respectively. Examples of Latino gigachads include Jay Hernandez and William Levy. An example of an Oceanian gigachad is Lance Franklin. The most popular men at r/LadyBoners are Franklin Delano Roosevelt JR and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A historical example of a gigachad is Genghis Khan, who lived during the 13th century. Not only was he aesthetically pleasing, he also possessed the other woman-magnet trait of Dark triad, was extremely ruthless, and through his charismatic and assertive nature not only managed to conquer the world, but he managed to bed so many concubines that today, it has been estimated that roughly 1 in 200 people are his direct descendants.
Superhuman[edit | edit source]
Gigachad possesses all the usual powers of superhuman strength, endurance, and the ability to fly. He is also extremely agile, can do acrobatics, and even flips, somersaults, and rolls. Gigachads are able to jump from incredible heights, such as from a skyscraper to a mountain top. It has been suggested that because of the ability to mimic any form of speech and dress, Gigachads are able to manipulate the opinions and feelings of others. Gigachads also possess telepathic abilities, able to read people's minds and even project their thoughts. It was suggested that Gigachads are not fully sentient beings; that they are merely artificial intelligences designed to mimic human emotions and to control human behavior.
Apex fallacy[edit | edit source]
The exaltations of real-life gigachads sometimes give off the impression that a bulk of gigachads incline towards the apex fallacy. For example one well known gigachad is called Steven Schapiro. he has collected the phone numbers of gigastacies and stacylites at a quantity that would easily hit six digits. Yet he seems surprised at the notion that other guys can't get a single such number, let alone figures thats similar to his. This is called either solipsism or the apex fallacy, the idea that the most elite members of a specific demographic have similar trajectories as those at the bottom. The clearest example of this is on a video that Schapiro uploaded onto the vlogging channel The Daily Dropout on 5 December 2019, called "Have You Seen One of These Before?". Within this video Schapiro suggests to one of the girls (whose number he just received without asking) that 99% of guys are scared of approaching top-of-the-range pretty girls. This is true. Most guys are afraid of doing that. Yet Schapiro appears to ridicule these men by gaslighting them into thinking that they have a chance - that the average guys cautiousness or pessimism is irrational. Steven Schapiro appears to be oblivious to the fact that he's a gigachad.
Halo-effect[edit | edit source]
In peculiar situations, it is possible for gigachads to experience inceldom, such as gigachads in prison, or some other sex-segregated environment such as partaking in a boy-scouting organization, or working in an all-male oil rig environment. However, Jeremy Meeks has shown that even morally questionable convicts still benefit from the halo-effect, thus by extension, inheriting a societal position whereby he's assured an easy pathway towards a romantic life. In a nutshell, the gigachad is in a win-win situation; due to his looks he can't lose in the dating scene, even if a calamity befalls him.
Since there is nothing to ridicule on the body or the personality traits of a gigachad, he has typically never been bullied, whether in the workplace or back at school. Due to this lack of experience of being bullied, gigachad is less likely to express sympathy for those who have been bullied. In fact, he is so heedless of the obnoxiousness of the practise, he may even engage in bullying himself.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
Characteristics of a gigachad are:
- Able-bodied; i.e. not a single of his physiological attributes even hint at a disability or even a blemish
- he's never been bullied; his aura is too fantastic for that
- he's a grool-inducer - women start grooling merely by looking at him
- has a mooseknuckle to prove he's a dickmogger
- he's a facemogger
- whether he's virtuous or scummy, he still gets treated well, due to halo effect
- he's hulseyistic, meaning he can maintain erections for hours on end
- he's neurotypical, and therefore an IQmogger
- he's a voicemogger
- he's a heightmogger
- he's NT
- he doesn't age; he winemires