A Gigachad is a Chad who ranks the highest in percentile of looks. Gigachads generally are muscular, appear to have high testosterone, incredible facial aesthetics, facial harmony and symmetry, tall stature, and often reached peak physique. Gigachads are very rare to come by.
The Gigachad is the opposite of a truecel. In peculiar situations, it is possible for gigachads to experience inceldom, such as gigachads in prison, or some other sex-segregated environment such as partaking in a boy-scouting organization, or working in an all-male oil rig environment. But this is rare as everyone works overtime to make sure gigachad contributes his sperm to the gene pool. An allosexual hetero woman's reaction to seeing a gigachad is the equivalent to how moths react to a lightbulb, or how metals react to being near neodymium.
The female equivalent of a gigachad is a gigastacy. Having lots of gigachads in your locality isn't eco-friendly, as all the women are constantly using detergents to wash their grool-stained panties purely from walking past him.
More Characteristics[edit | edit source]
He typically ranks as a "10" on the decile scale and is a guy who will never experience nonredamancy. He's the polar opposite of a truecel and inceldom to gigachad is a baffling mystery, akin to the mystery of the causes behind the big bang theory to astrophysicists. In fact, gigachad doesn't even know what friendzoning, sexual frustration or rejection feels like! Examples of black gigachads are Tyson Beckford, Stefan-Pierre Tomlin and Ovie Soko. Examples of white gigachads are Arnold Schwarzenegger (in his prime) and Chris Hemsworth. An example of an Asian gigachad is Jason Momoa. Examples of mixed race gigachads include Jeremy Meeks and Sean Kory. The most popular men at r/LadyBoners are Franklin Delano Roosevelt JR and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Status instead of looks[edit | edit source]
Some people become gigachads through status instead of looks. For example, Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, initially appears to be all-round a physically average normie, but because his social status is so high, he falls into gigachad territory. Similarly, Jonah Falcon, at first glance appears to be at least nearcel. He's ugly, short and mediocre in most ways, yet his enormous penis means he can get laid at the drop of a hat, and women proposition him all the time. Likewise, Genghis Khan, who lived during the 13th century was physically mediocre. However, he was extremely ruthless, and through his charasmatic nature managed to bed so many concubines that today, it has been estimated that roughly 1 in 200 people are his direct descendants. There are also situations wherein you have gigachads by circumstance rather than anything inherently genetic. In these situational circumstances, someone who is a normie, even low-tier normies, may elevate their status to full-blown gigachads if there is a lop-sided gender dynamic. A great such example is in the film The Maze Runner via the character Aris Jones. Aris Jones becomes a Gigachad after becoming locked into a trial for subjects immune to the Flare, a brain virus, with an all-female trialing group called group B.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
Characteristics of a gigachad are:
- has a mooseknuckle to prove he's a dickmogger
- he's a facemogger
- whether he's virtuous or scummy, he still gets treated well, due to halo effect
- he's hulseyistic, meaning he can maintain erections for hours on end
- he's neurotypical, and therefore IQmogger
- he's a voicemogger
- he's a heightmogger
- he's NT
- he doesn't age; he winemires