Melvin

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A name that refers to a very unattractive man, or an incel.

A Melvin is a "4" on the Decile Scale, and a Grade-A douche who can only get bottom tier girls, if he is even that lucky. You can easily spot a Melvin by his behaviors: -Walks around with other males on his level pointing at "hot chicks" and can be be heard saying "Oh man! I'd tear her up" -Has a web browser cache so overloaded with free "pornhub" temp files that his computer is hot to the touch and is starting to have smoke coming from it. -Imagines himself as the star of these low-grade internet porn "films". -Has such a low confidence that even if a Gertrude was to smile at him, or say Hi!, he responds negatively and this makes the Melvin very angry.

Examples[edit | edit source]

  • Philipp Amthor
  • Howard Wallowitz, character on the TV sitcom Big Bang Theory

See Also[edit | edit source]

Memes

Foid

I love to travelIM LIEK SUCH A NERD LOLFemales are socially ineptRoastieBeckyStacyAWALTSlay queenFake depressionLife on tutorial modeThot auditWomen in STEM

Incelosphere

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MRA

LegbeardMGTOWTriggered

Alt-right

CuckSoyboyNumaleNPCGamergateSJW

Alt-left

IdpolSpookBunkersClasscuckPorkieAut-right

Feminist / PUA

"Women don't owe you anything""Be a man women will like""Just take a shower"Confidence

Characters

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