A name that refers to a very unattractive man, or an incel.
A Melvin is a "4" on the Decile Scale, and a Grade-A douche who can only get bottom tier girls, if he is even that lucky. You can easily spot a Melvin by his behaviors: -Walks around with other males on his level pointing at "hot chicks" and can be be heard saying "Oh man! I'd tear her up" -Has a web browser cache so overloaded with free "pornhub" temp files that his computer is hot to the touch and is starting to have smoke coming from it. -Imagines himself as the star of these low-grade internet porn "films". -Has such a low confidence that even if a Gertrude was to smile at him, or say Hi!, he responds negatively and this makes the Melvin very angry.
Examples[edit | edit source]
- Philipp Amthor
- Howard Wallowitz, character on the TV sitcom Big Bang Theory