Even if you manage to get a girlfriend, she will x

"Even if you manage to get a girlfriend, she will x" or "If you get a girlfriend x" is an incel meme about how even men who ascend have it rough.

Examples

• If you get a girlfriend she will still whore herself out on social media
• Just a reminder that if you get a girlfriend, you can't act clingy because they hate it
• Women always have their eye on someone else. Especially if you're ugly. So even if you get a girlfriend she'll dump you anyway.
• You're ugly, therefore you're fucked. Even if you have sex, even if you get a girlfriend, even if you have a child. You'll never be treated like a real person by society and you will never feel validated.
• Even if you get a girlfriend, you're gonna get cucked by your dad.
• Reminder that even if you get a girlfriend they'll probably be showing their nude bodies for thousands on the internet.
• It's over even if you manage to get a girlfriend, she will send you thousands of messages encouraging you to kill yourself.
• If you're an incel and you somehow get a girlfriend, you are going to get cheated on
• She probably won't be a supermodel. You’d be lucky to find a looksmatch
• She will expect you to work every day or do house chores and take care of everyday responsibility. And you may have similar expectations of your partner.
• She will argue with you sometimes.
• She will probably cut off the relationship before 3-6 months.
• She will probably think you’re a clingy, needy creepy overly attached try-hard as a result of years of isolation and inceldom

Related memes

Maybe if you try super hard, you can get an x

"x" being an extremely flawed and only marginally desirable type of female, such that volceldom might be preferable. Examples:

• "Maybe if you try super hard you can get an ugly roastie with borderline disorder or love addiction or something to use and abuse you."
• "You can get a single mother landwhale if you try hard enough.."
• "If you try hard enough and long enough , some day youll inevitably find some used up hole to fuck ."
• "If you try hard enough to please her she probably won't leave you and if she does, find an even older and uglier woman."
• "If you try hard enough you might get a 3\10 once in a while."
• "I know you’re joking but srsly tho you only need to be a 6/10 and have a social life and you can land a 4-5/10 female if you try hard enough."
• "So by that logic maybe if you try really hard you'll go from incel to low tier normalfag"

See also

• MGTOW