Vagina

The vagina is a bodily orifice (euphemism for hole) which is possessed by female vertebrates. Among humans this hole is used for 3 things; (a) giving birth, (b) shedding menstrual waste once a month, (c) pleasuring oneself as a leisure activity. This self-pleasuring aspect was traditionally carried out by a spouse, but increasingly women engage in self-pleasure through ever more sophisticated toys such as dildos. 21st century women have started a trend whereby they have weaponized the vagina by overvaluing it, by getting free dinners, through the pussy pass and by threats of false vag-related accusations.

Some incels claim women can pee out the vagina, but this is unsubstantiated by the latest research.

Record

Tatyana Stanislavovna Kozhevnikova (Russian: Татья́на Станисла́вовна Коже́вникова) is a Russian gymnast notable for lifting weights using her vagina. According to several reports, she has systematically strengthened her vaginal muscles doing kegel exercises to the point where she can deadlift an egg-shaped wooden object with a weight attached which weighs in total 31 pounds. Kozhevnikova is a graduate of Siberian Academy of Physical Culture, a university in Omsk, Russia. She began to engage in intimate gymnastics when she accidentally read Mantak Chia's book Cultivating Female Sexual Energy. There are conflicting reports whether this form of weight lifting has been recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records; a report in Science World Report and a second report in the Huffington Post suggested that it was not recognized, while a contrasting report in The Sun in March 2013 suggested that Guinness had a category for vaginal weightlifting and that Kozhevnikova was the world record holder. She was featured in the first episode of the E4 factual series The Body Shocking Show.

See Also

• pubic hair