Baldcel
A baldcel is a man who experiences norwooding. His baldness contributes to his inceldom. Baldcels often try to cope with various shampoos, but the most desperate ones get hair transplants. The most effective way to prevent hair loss is taking finasteride pills daily, a substance that lowers DHT, but on the other hand increases estrogen level. Bald men are rated as significantly less attractive, however, the effect size is small.[1]
Causes and treatments[edit | edit source]
Researchers in South Korea, where it is commonplace to work long hours, studied more than 13,000 men between the ages of 20 and 59. They found that the stress induced by arduous work was significantly associated with the development of alopecia (hair loss), and even called for reductions in work hours to help ameliorate this issue.[2]
Related Comic[edit | edit source]
As this comic indicates, bald "men" often cope with baldness by pretending that women will suddenly be more interested in them if they wet shave their head, grow some face pubes and "get jacked". Of course, most of them refuse to take steroids (for the same reason they refused to take finasteride, drugs are baaaadddd), so they never actually make any impressive muscle gains.
Bald manlet rejected by all women on takemeout[edit | edit source]
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See also[edit | edit source]
Origin & race
- Arabcel
- Beancel
- Blackcel
- Currycel
- Ethnicel
- Francel
- Hapacel
- Italiancel
- Persocel
- Redcel
- Ricecel
- Turkcel
- Whitecel
Religion
Disease & mental
Looks
- Acnecel
- Baldcel
- Chincel
- Cutecel
- Dickcel
- Eyecel
- Fatcel
- Framecel
- Haircel
- Heightcel
- Nosecel
- Ramuscel
- Thincel
- Truecel
- Uglycel
- Wristcel
Sex
Job
Misc.