Dickcel

In the incelosphere, a dickcel in its narrowest sense is a man with a penis that is below average in size; the average being 5.2 inches, erect. In its broader sense, a dickcel refers to any man with a medical complication or issue that may have him referred to an andrology clinic. So in a broad sense, a dickcel could refer to a guy with DGS, i.e. death-grip syndrome, premature ejaculation, inhibited ejaculation, erectile dysfunction or a host of other complications.

In the future, if society begins to feel a tinge of sympathy for the plight of inceldom, it may be possible to help dickcels and men with micropenis once sex is viewed as a Maslow need. This may prompt greater facilities for dickcels to meet for instance women with vaginismus which may work out perfectly for both parties.

Evolution of the male penis

The human penis is similar in length to that of Chimpanzee's penis and is beaten by the Bonobo in length. The size of the human penis has likely coevolved along with the Vagina (which itself is quite long when aroused; this is due to the larger cranium of human children) for a more efficient placing of sperm during sex as well as for a more 'satisfactory fit'. Whilst it is true that longer penises are found in promiscuous mating systems, it is also true that promiscuous mating systems produce more distally complex penises. When compared to other primates, humans only score highly in penile length but do not have distally complex penises. This means that it is unlikely that the human penis evolved through sperm competition. Due to capacitating processes involved inside the Vagina, larger penises might actually be less fertile than average penises as they place sperm too close to the cervix.

Human penis size may have been exaggerated through runaway sexual selection from females. Certain studies claim that females prefer larger than average penises, their data can actually be used to infer the opposite, that females find average penises to be the most aesthetically pleasing. This study, for example, found that women preferred larger non-erect penises and extrapolated from their data that the most aesthetically appeasing penises were likely between 14-15cm. However, the authors did not control for the rigidity of the penis; thus we could argue an absolute size of 14-15cm could be argued to be the most attractive length (regardless of wether in an erect or flaccid state). However our male ancestors have covered their genitalia for longer than humans have been around. However, a way information about penis size could have been transmitted between females without direct visual access may be through gossip, which is also considered a human universal.

Andrology

Andrology is the area of medicine that involves complications and diseases related to the male reproductive organs. Unfortunately, as of the 2020s, if a person is seeking out information on male anatomical health, he or she will be mostly stunned into silence because the closest you can get to comprehensive content on andrology tends to be popular culture columns, and scholarly work on reproductive organs mostly leans towards gynecology. As such, we are left with amateur bloggers, who although they sometimes get things right, doesn't have the scholarly merit and thus their work is often dismissed as pseudoscience or tabloid journalism. For this reason, amateur bloggers and vloggers may sometimes be entertained as andrologists in the incelosphere.

Jade Blair

Jade Blair is a sex worker and simultaneously a vlogger. However in the incelsphere, she also kind of functions as a andrologist because of the seemingly lack of medical specialists who focus on male anatomy, i.e. academic andrologists. The primary window wherein Jade Blair offers an andrologic-like insight on sex work and male anatomy and its functions and dysfunctions is the vlog "When a client can't get it up" recorded on March 2024. In it Blair goes further than the usual trope offered by modern so-called sexologists which solely focus on erectile dysfunction and acknowledges the broad range of medical issues faced by men. Some of the issues obscured by mainstream sexologists, but are notheless mentioned by Blair include inhibited ejaculation and anorgasmia. Unfortunately the bulk of written material on anorgasmics focuses on women, even though there's a huge population of male anorgasmics. Because male anorgasmics has mired in isolation, new term have been coined to describe it such as "death grip syndrome" or for sort DGS. Are there any clinics treating death grip syndrome in the west? Try it out, and you're sure to be out of luck.

Karrine Steffans

Karrine Steffans is a video vixen, actress and model who has appeared in numerous music videos. Her latest ventures as of the 2010s has been writing memoirs on herself about her former status as a "superhead" in the hip-hop cultural scene. In these memoirs, she states that by superhead, what is meant is that she is known for being an expert at giving fellatio. Are the rumours that Steffans is the greatest fellatrix in fellatrix vixen in history true? According to Keith Murray and several others, it is apparently true. One anonymous commentator said Steffans could become a millionaire purely by teaching other on fellatrix excellence. Others have said that Steffans is probably the only woman who could turn men suffering from DGS (death-grip syndrome) into premature ejaculators. Another anonymous account has said she could even turn men with delayed ejaculation or anorgasmia into men with hyperspermia. In other words, she basically makes any men she has a hook-up with do a one-eighty whereby he ends up having the entirely opposite condition. Lets just hope that the sex-goddess Steffans aka superhead does wind up giving practical sex courses so that other men can benefit from those heavenly skills.

But possibly more interesting is that in her memoirs she had confirmed and sometimes rebutted the exploits of men she's been with. For example Snoop Dogg's line "She want the G with the biggest sack, and who's that? He is I" is confirmed in her memoir with Superhead claiming Snoop has a very long penis. Nas in the song Oochie Wally implies that he is endowed with the line "We takin' honeys to the crib tonight. Guarantee we gon' get up in they rib tonight", the "rib" comment implying exceeding length. But Superhead has rebutted in her memoir saying Nas has a small-sized penis.

See also

• Jelqing
• Macropenis dilemma
• Bonepressed
• Penis
• Scientific Blackpill § Penis

Well-known incel categories

See also: Causes of celibacy, and -cel