A voicecel is someone who is involuntarily celibate wholly or in part because he or she has an unaesthetic voice.
In males[edit | edit source]
The ideal male voice is low pitched, low tone, thundering, guttural and with a degree of rasp to it, it is possible this is the way it is because males with voices like this were selected for due to their higher chance to intimidate predators and rival tribes with their shouts, whereas males without this trait were less intimidating and thus less likely to scare off rival tribes or predators.
A deep voice is caused by being larger in size (generally, the larger the animal, the lower the pitch) and having a wider ribcage which is related to a wider frame and strength which are all masculine traits. A rasp is usually developed as a result of strain of the throat, disease or age. If a male is constantly engaged in fights with other males, he will likely develop a slightly raspy voice from shouting, which is why very raspy voices are not attractive whereas slightly raspy voices are.
A voicecel may have any combination of the following: A high pitched voice, which signals femininity, a very loud voice which is uncomfortable for others to listen to, a speech impediment such as stuttering or a lisp, undesirable tooth formation which causes certain sounds, most commonly the S, to become too sharp, or the worst of all, high nasality, which makes you sound like a goblin.
Possible coping methods may include smoking cigarettes to artificially create rasp, speaking "from the chest/stomach" to make the voice deeper and less nasal, it is possible to a degree to fraud having a masculine voice or at least mitigate the effects of voiceceldom, however it is a conscious effort, so there is a high probability that you will forget and blow your cover sooner or later.
In females[edit | edit source]
It is impossible for females to truly be voicecels, or truevoicecels, because there are hordes of thirsty incels who have no standards at their beck and call. That said, the ideal female voice is high pitched and childlike, a woman lacking a voice like this may not be able to sleep with chad, an undesirable female voice may be too loud "shrill", too nasal, or have masculine influences, in the case of the latter it is likely that the woman in question is a masculine lesbian, making it not a problem. If she is not however it is a problem because men are not attracted to masculine features.