Hulseyism is a non-medical situation characterized by prolonged erections. It is a side-effect of inceldom characterized by erections occuring at the most inopportune moments, such as family gatherings, public speeches etc. What makes hulseyism differ from other awkward NRB's (no reason boners) is that hulseyism means your permaboner seems to be reluctant to go away. Even when embarrassment has reached boiling point, it is still pointing up at the sky as if tenaciously attempting to peek over a crowd at a concert to see their favorite celebrity. Hulseyists with pale skin are often red-faced, because they feel mortified at the fact that their mooseknuckle (aka manbulge) is constantly visible.