Boobs

The deception of the boob is inevitable if you are not gay (but even in that case, you may be influenced by the spell, as one must distance one's self from sexual earthly desires to escape the stimulus. Wizards may know more obsucre information to break the spell, or rather curse, depending on the situation.)

Boobs, Boobies, Milkers, Knockers, Hooters, Booba(-s), Bazookas (alternatively Bazoombas), Titties (or mammary gland) refer to a frontal sexual display on the human female chest.

Boobs may have been runaway selected to mimic the buttocks, also explaining men's immense thirst for their sight as it may have been amplified by Fisherian feedback. This means the permanently swollen boobs of women have no biological purpose besides whoring, aesthetic pleasure and passing on this trait to increase the physical attractiveness of the female offspring. To the contrary, the good genes hypothesis would claim that well-formed boobs are honest signals of reproductive value, e.g. that they are evidence of the ability to grow fat deposits which are suggested to be prerequisites for reproduction, however there is little evidence for this being the case.

Large breasts do not even produce more mother milk. Though there does seem to be a link in the extremely-flat regime, namely the tuberous breast syndrome is frequently characterized by a small breast volume, lactation insufficiency, but also an abnormal pointy appearance. Boobs are also an erogenous zone for women, and besides grooling and dilated pupils, engorged nipples^{[citation needed]} are a sign of female arousal. However, contrary to the man's intuition, women themselves do not associate erect nipples with arousal.

Boobs provide today's females with a fairly socially acceptable, subtle and thus convenient means of whoring, as it's somehow fine to almost to completely press ur tits out in public (which is - of course - not a problem for most men lol, but kinda shows another significant sex difference considering that men are much less likely to e.g. show their breast hair in public to show their sexual development, as they'd certainly be shamed for it especially if they are not attractive, and it's also kinda weird to collectively overly sexualize yourself in public but don't want anyone to stare at it, no?...).

Women are known to compete with looks more than men do, seen by the evidence that women's breast size plays a signifcant role within their intrasexual competition since women were less likely to introduce their partners to large-breasted women in one study, probably due to the fear of externally perceived Titmogging. Sex-havers generally seem to be very weird about it, althought they mostly wouldn't admit it, ofc.

Modern men generally prefer boobs to be firm and smooth; in fact, firmness is more important than size, unlike the common stereotype that huge tits are automatically more attractive, which unfortunately causes some boob-abominations (breast implants) in today's soyciety. But dont forget women ofc only do it for themselves yada yada yada...

Sexual signaling

"Khazar milkers" meme: Pepe desires boobs, but can't reach them, unfortunately.

The permanently swollen breasts in human females are unique among primates. In other primates, breasts only swell during breastfeeding which is accompanied by temporary infertility. However, full human breasts might mimick estrous swellings of the buttocks which signals sexual readiness in primates. Thus, women's perma-swollen breasts might still signal sexual readiness in men's hindbrains. This way women can conveniently gain sexual attention whenever they need it, e.g. to secure their mate's continued investment, to attract a new mate or for near-term resource accrual from short-term sexual encounters. Such strategies are particularly useful in Nothern slow life environments, where boobs indeed appear to have a greater sexual significance (compared to booties).

The curved arch from collarbone to the boobs further reminds of the lordosis posture, thus boobs act as a frontal or secondary lordosis, and possibly evolved as self-mimicry of the buttocks when humans evolved their upright posture and gait.

Women are frequently oblivious to the fact that their swollen breasts are extremely sexually attractive to men, or at least they pretend to be oblivious.

External links

• Why it is homosexual to fetishize oversized breasts? (incels.is forum thread)

Memes

See also

• Buttocks
• Lordosis
• Twerk
• Penis