Sexpiration date

Sarah Parker (aged 54)

The sexpiration date is the stage when women or men's looks starts to plunge due to aging. Sometimes the expression "sexually expired" is used.

The stage whereby women reach their sexpiration date is earlier than men. Thats mainly because women have a shorter fertility period and also because men can supplement their appeal via status, whereas women cannot as much.

Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female beauty is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become milkmired means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly); it is a portmanteau and cacography of "milk" and "expired". It is to be put in contrast to someone who winemired (aged like wine).

Milkmirers often face the unfortunate side-effect of not being able to date people their own age: only older. A denarian (teen) milkmirer looks like a vicenarian. A vicenarian milkmirer looks like a tricenarian. As such, young milkmirers are indirectly forced to interact with milfs, cougars, manthers, sugar mommas and cradle robbers whether that is their niche or not.

Evidence for

"The decline in fecundity becomes clinically relevant when women reach their mid-30s, when even assisted reproduction treatment cannot compensate for the decline in fecundity associated with delaying attempts at conceiving. Pregnancies among women aged >40 years are associated with more non-severe complications, more premature births, more congenital malformations and more interventions at birth."

Quotes

The woman on the left (attached picture) (age 20) looks vital, fertile and vibrant.
…While, in comparison, sorry to say, the woman on the right (50y) with her saggy face+neck rather reminds me of a petulant, harsh school teacher instead.
It is hard to imagine that they are the exact same person.

—@CircumCrippled (2019-11-02)

See also

• The Wall
• Winemired
• Grotesque Subhuman
• Teleiophile
• Neoteny