John Humphrey Noyes

Name:	John Humphrey Noyes
Date of Birth:	February 22, 1788
Occupation:	Preacher
Ethnicity:	U.S. American

John Humphrey Noyes was a 19th century cryptochad fakecel "with a gangly neck and slouching shoulders" who "fretted over how good looks were the key to success, especially when pursuing women." Sam Dresser notes, "Little did he know that he would go on to have sex with dozens of women, fathering children with at least nine in a ten-year period" after he cultleadermaxxed by starting a church devoted to free love.

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