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This article has large parts lifted from the Necklore Wiki
Eggman (active 2015-2018), aka Toby Reynolds, eggy, or mills wood, is arguably the most meme'd incelebrity in existence. Partially because he is actually ugly. But mostly because he pandered hard to 4chan's r9k, making videos re-iterating common talking points on r9k, like his most famous work, 'Take the Blackpill'. His name, 'eggman', was given to him by school bullies because of his unusual head shape and he self-adopted it after school.
- 1 The Black Pill -series
- 2 The Cookie Incident of 2005
- 3 The Oregon Shooting of 2015
- 4 Police Raid
- 5 The Cuckening
- 6 The Eggathon
- 7 Toby's Suicide Attempt
- 8 The Great Dance of 2016
- 9 The Disco Dance of 2018
- 10 Jesus versus The Decepticons
- 11 The Basement Party of 2017
- 12 The Blackout and Retirement
- 13 Early Life
- 14 Toby's Success with Women and ex-girlfriend
- 15 Toby's Failures with Women
- 16 Appearance
- 17 Highschool and Later Life
- 18 Feds Allegedly Bully Toby for not Being as Pretty as Eminem
The Black Pill -series
In it Eggman discusses the effects a person's looks has on his or her quality of life and how women's standards have skyrocketed to ludicrous levels.
The Cookie Incident of 2005
One of the most crucial parts of Egglore/Tobylore is the Cookie Incident, a magnum opus of beta behavior. In 2005 Eggman started communicating with a class Stacy on MSN Messenger. Being perhaps the first girl to not ban him on messenger, Toby took this as a sign of romantic interest. This led to the execution of a superior plan of baking chocolate cookies and delivering them in person to said Stacy.
Eggman's grandmother, an extroverted and excitable person that she is, volunteered to drive him to the door of the Stacy in question. With shaking hands, Toby pressed the door bell and the girl appeared with her mother and sister. Turns out the story didn't have an ending worthy of a romantic comedy. On the Stacy's face was the look of what Toby describes as "rage mixed with shame". She hurriedly took the cookies and proceeded to block Toby on MSN Messenger.
The Oregon Shooting of 2015
A school shooting took place in Umpqua College in Oregon in 2015. As a result ten people died. Before the identity of the shooter was confirmed, some confusion ensued. 4chan then played a prank on the media saying it was Toby. Various news outlets, big and small, mistakenly identified Toby as said shooter, due to 4chan's malicious trolling. Read more about the media's response on the shooting. This was a very distressing period for Toby and he feared for his safety. However, the incident did make Eggman a household name in America. Eventually, the real assailant was identified as Chris Harper-Mercer by members of the media.
In 2016 Eggman streamed himself sleeping and someone called the cops after rumors started spreading that he had taken a bunch of pills. The cops came in and angrily asked why he was streaming and if he was trying to hurt himself, Eggman told the police it was probably a prank done by someone in his chat.
In early 2016 Eggman hooked up with a female. Shortly after meeting online they started living together. Eggman would work 40-50 hours a week at his less than superior gas station job to pay the bills. He experienced serious fatigue and stress during this period in his life.
Thanks to his ex-girlfriend's demands, Eggman was forced to broadcast from a closet. This superior recording location was named The Cuck Closet by Eggman's fans. Eventually, his ex-girlfriend denied Eggman his streaming altogether. This lead to a serious fight between the two.
Eggman reacted by walking over 50 miles that day. He did this to vent his frustrations and keep his mind occupied on any task. The Eggathon was Toby's way of dealing with another disappointment. Allergic to bees, Toby met an unusually large amount of these creatures during his Eggathon and was forced to end the trip. He decided to hitchhike home.
Toby's Suicide Attempt
Eventually the female in question was found cheating on Eggman and they split up. This resulted in Eggman attempting suicide by hanging. His robust build saved him: the wooden structure failed under his weight and he survived. He ended up in a mental hospital for a few months as a result. Toby was advised to not make any further appearances as Eggman online by the hospital staff. He took a break, but decided to return as his alter ego.
The Great Dance of 2016
In December of 2016 Toby was visited by his friend Pizza, a trans woman. She agreed to slow dance with Eggman live on youtube.
In fact, many viewers were moved to tears by the innocence and sincerity of the magical event. Some claim it restored their fate in humanity - and a better future. The dance was truly avant-garde. Knowing the context, the lore. All of the factors that led up to this, culminating in a final clumsy union of two socially alienated men desperately seeking love in the face of absurdity. Almost Lynchian in prose, but strangely uplifting at the same time. A true modern tragedy.
The Disco Dance of 2018
In January 2018 Pizza returned to Eggman's basement for a second dance special. The energetic event was well-received by fans of both Pizza and Eggman. Out of shape and exhausted most of the time, Toby nonetheless provided some superior dance moves for his worldwide audience.
Jesus versus The Decepticons
Not one to shine in the world of academia, Eggman nonetheless received praise for an essay he wrote in high school, titled "Jesus versus The Decepticons". This text is an interesting insight into the mind of Toby Reynolds and a reading of said essay is available on youtube.
The Basement Party of 2017
Eggman's dance partner and dear friend Pizza came to meet him again in late 2017. Two other unidentified people accompanied her. A lot of alcohol was consumed and a confetti gun was fired some 40 times during the night. Unfortunately, the rest of the encounter with Pizza and the others didn't go that well.
Thanks to his superior dancing skills Eggman managed to sprain his ankle - and break his leg. He was put on painkillers and had to wear a sexy leg support. Despite of his injury Eggman continued filming videos in his basement.
The Blackout and Retirement
Toby maintains a mostly drug-free life although he has experimented with them. One time in Canada he even took a hit of heroin. However, Mr Reynolds is known to consume moderate amounts of alcohol in his basement. He has overdosed on alcohol and thrown up live during his YouTube show at least once.
Eggman continued weekly streaming into 2018. Sometime around June-July of 2018, Eggman blacked out on stream for hours, waking up to vomit and a room in shambles. Realizing he almost died of alcohol poisoning, eggy then released a video afterward stating his retirement from livestreaming and likely Youtube as he realized it was adversely effecting his health
Early Life 
Eggman has been in therapy since the age of five to treat several psychological issues. He was later diagnosed with bipolar depression. Mr Reynolds was unable to speak properly until his teens, when speech therapy paid off. He grew up with two siblings.
Mr Reynolds has had an interest in conspiracy theories from an early age. As a child he was skeptical about things such as the moon landing. He used to purchase many products marketed by the alternative medicine industry.
In 2012 Mr Reynolds used to be a prepper, i.e. an individual who prepares for the apocalypse by hoarding guns, ammo, and food. Eggman had been in touch with the notorious hacker 4chan, who in turn is believed to be a major figure in the online conspiracy scene.
Toby's Success with Women and ex-girlfriend
Toby lost his virginity to a fat world of warcraft playing woman who was lonely and just wanted some company according to Toby. It never turned into a relationship or a friends with benefits
Possibly referencing 'the cuckening', eggman stated he doesn't look fondly his latest relationship stating that the girlfriend just took all his money and was psycho. He said he learnt 'dominationmaxxing' from her as she would ask him to physically strike her, something he declined to do. Likely this was a BPD or bipolar chick with a fetish for anti-feminists. The relationship was short. 
Toby's Failures with Women 
Although Eggman has had success with women, he has had his share of disappointments. Mr Reynolds has been cheated on, yelled at, and even physically assaulted by many women he's encountered. He's been rejected by a about a thousand women on Tinder, including a homeless, balding single mother. Also, a girl from 4chan who seemed nice at first had him drive 600 miles to meet her - only to laugh at him.
Eggman stands at about 6 ft 1 with a robust build.
Facially he exhibits negative canthal tilt (tilted eyes) and poor eye support resulting in bags under the eyes.
Mr Reynolds prefers a shaven face, probably due to his relative inability to grow facial hair. Also, he doesn't have adult teeth due to his superior genetics.
Highschool and Later Life
Eggman graduated from a "felon factory" type of highschool, where the academic standards were not held that high. He had some bad boy cred back in the day, but in general was not a popular person. According to Mr Reynolds, a popular insult at the time was to claim one's classmate had a crush on Eggman. A diagnosed autist, Eggman has difficulty learning new things and doesn't enjoy studying that much.
After high school Eggman enrolled in a community college but dropped out. Since then Toby has been working on-and-off in customer service at gas stations and grocery stores. One of his most memorable experiences was cleaning up after a gas station customer's massive attack of diarrhea.
Eggman has been living in one of his relative's basement since 2016.
Feds Allegedly Bully Toby for not Being as Pretty as Eminem
In early 2019, according to Eggman, the Feds allegedly tell Eggman that he will be held legally accountable if a virgin who he has ever talked to randomly does something criminal. And this is due to a rap song that Eggman made about Alek Minassian. sources: 
tldr a group of feminists working for Trump allegedly bully Eggman for making a rap song that glorifies mass murderers less than Eminems track, "Greatest", or, the music video for "This is America" by Childish Gambino, or "Cop Killer" by Ice T.