Battle of Incelistan
The Battle of Incelistan (mid-2016 - 7 November 2017) was a war fought in Reddit grounds between the Incel side (headed by Azavi of r/incels), and the SJW side, which was composed by r/incelwatch, r/inceltears, the majority of reddit and its admins. It was one of the biggest Reddit conflicts, only surpassed by the r/jailbait controversy. The odds were against the Incel side since the beginning, but that didn't stop them from defending their safe haven until the very end.
The starting date of this war is often debated, some historians say that it began once the incelosphere became widely known, where as other historians prefer to use the date when the first incel watchgroup was created, named r/incelwatch (which went private after the creation of r/inceltears). Regardless, the agreed date is vaguely regarded as mid-2016.
To this day a peace treaty hasn't been signed between the two sides and some people believe that the war still continues.
Background[edit | edit source]
After the controversial subreddit r/truecels was quarantined by the cuckmins, many incels either roped or began searching for another home. The original r/incels subreddit was created in 2015, but it remained inactive until July 2016. It must be noted that another subreddit named r/incel (without an "s") existed, but it was an over-the-top satire subreddit that was banned within months.
SJW offensive[edit | edit source]
The main fighting style of the SJW's involved mass-downvoting, mass-reporting and using automated bot accounts to repeat said processes. This strategy was proven successful as the Incel side did not have any countermeasures. This meant that all posts on r/incels had an abysmal upvote to downvote ratio and many comments were buried and hidden due to a high amount of downvotes.
Brigading[edit | edit source]
Another strategy which proved successful involved thousands or at the highest ever recorded 12k lurkers from other subreddits visiting r/incels at one given time. This caused the subreddit to go private and retreat and as a result losing control of captured cities and enemy camps. However, during this time incel troops had time to rest and have peaceful conversations with each other. While the subreddit was private r/inceltears often deployed spies and infiltrators to gather information, the most well known of them, named u/LookismIsReal, was detected by Incel authorities. Their profile is terminated as of today.
Casualties[edit | edit source]
The SJW side was composed by millions of plebbit users and many cuckmins ready to pulverize r/incels in the snap of a finger, the Incel side had at its peak 45k troops which lacked military training and firepower. As a result the Battle of Incelistan with regards to r/incels was a decisive SJW victory since the beginning.
While the exact number of casualties vary widely, historians estimate that 43,000 incel citizens were publically executed, 500 were captured, around 500 missing and 1000 went into exile. Public incel figures such as the Supreme LeaderTM azavii], admincels and modcels were tortured for public entertainment and thrown in a ditch. Autobot was captured and re-programmed by SJW engineers.
The SJW side didn't suffer any casualties.
Result[edit | edit source]
In 3 November 2017 r/incels went private for the last time. It lasted four painful days where many legitimate incels couldn't enter due to being suspended by prior ban waves.
In the morning of 7 November 2017 a nuclear bomb was dropped in the town center of Incelistan, resulting in the total annihilation of the region and leaving the entire country severely irradiated and unfit for human population.
Surviving incels were forced to rebuild the empire from scratch. By this time plebbit banned all subreddits that had any correlation to inceldom, including r/1ncels, r/IncelBrotherhood, r/IncelsPurgatory, r/LonelyNonViolentMen and lastly r/truecels. Somehow r/braincels survived.
The construction of a new empire called incels.co was started weeks before the nuking and was inaugurated in 8 November 2017. It became more active and popular than r/incels ever was.
Incels also re-emerged on Reddit on r/Braincels, which was allowed to stay on Reddit as it was created before the r/incels ban and it had a female mod (for a year). Funnily enough, it became more misogynistic and popular than r/incels ever was.
In the end, the Battle of incelistan was a bunch of drama that accomplished nothing for the SJW side. Maybe if they had sex with the incels they could have gotten them to be less mysogynist or whatever. But the SJW side chose to make the incels grow more powerful.
Disclaimer[edit | edit source]
The battle of incelistan has nothing to do with the similarly titled incelistan.net.