Napoleon Bonaparte

Name:	Napoleon Bonaparte
Date of Birth:	August 15th, 1769
Occupation:	Various (including General and Emperor)
Ethnicity:	White (Corsican)

It was over... Belly bloated, hair recessed, utterly defeated in a decisive defeat at the Battle of Leipzig (Battle of the Nations) against a coalition of Russia, Prussia, Austria, and Sweden, marking a major turning point in the Napoleonic Wars as it shattered French dominance in Germany and paved the way for the invasion of France and his eventual downfall in 1814.

Marie-Louise was less than happy with the arrangement, at least at first, stating “Just to see the man would be the worst form of torture.” However, she seemed to warm up to Napoleon over time. After her wedding, she wrote to her father “He loves me very much. I respond to his love sincerely. There is something very fetching and very eager about him that is impossible to resist.”Marie-Louise was an obedient wife and settled in quickly in the French court. Napoleon initially remarked that he had “married a womb,” but their relationship soon matured. While he loved Josephine and claimed she remained his greatest friend even after their divorce, he was critical of her affairs and extravagant lifestyle leading to massive debts, whereas with Marie-Louise, there was reportedly “never a lie, never a debt.” However, the marriage was not without tension. Napoleon sometimes remarked to aides that Marie-Louise was too shy and timid compared to the outgoing and passionate Josephine, whom he remained in close contact with, upsetting Marie-Louise. During public occasions, Marie-Louise spoke little due to reserve and timidity, which some observers mistook for haughtiness. She was regarded as a virtuous woman and never interfered in politics. Marie-Louise gave birth to a son in 1811. The boy, Napoléon François Joseph Charles Bonaparte, was given the title King of Rome in accordance with the practice where the heir apparent to the Holy Roman Empire was called the King of the Romans.

Napoleon Bonaparte was a French Emperor & is regarded as one of the greatest Military Generals. infamously, he's a Manlet (by modern standars, he was slightly above average height for the time). As any great man, he was awkward around Foids.

While he claimed to have only seven mistresses, historians estimate he had at least 21, with famous lovers including Pauline Fourès in Egypt, Marie Walewska (who bore him a son), and Eléonore Denuelle (mother of another illegitimate child), highlighting his brilliant Statusmaxxing Stratégie.

Life

Losing his Virginity

He lost his virginity to a whore when he was 18:

“I had just come out of the Italian Opera, and was walking at a good pace along the alleys of the Palais-Royal. My spirit, stirred by the feelings of vigor which are natural to it, was indifferent to the cold, but when once my mind became chilled I felt the severity of the weather, and took refuge in the galleries. I was just entering the iron gates when my eyes became fixed on a person of the other sex. The time of night, her figure, and her youth, left me in no doubt what her occupation was. I looked at her; she stopped, not with the impudent air common to her class, but with a manner that was quite in harmony with the charm of her appearance. This struck me. Her timidity encouraged me, and I spoke to her. I spoke to her; I, who, more sensible than any to the horror of her condition, have always felt stained by even a look from such a person. But her pallor, her frail form, her soft voice, left me not a moment in suspense.”

They walked to the gardens of the Palais-Royale, he asked if there weren’t a better occupation for her to which she replied: “ No, sir; one must live.”

“I was charmed; I saw that she at least gave me an answer, a success which I had never met with before.’ He asked her where she was from (Nantes), how she lost her virginity (‘An officer ruined me’), whether she was sorry for it (‘Yes, very’), how she’d got to Paris, and finally, after a further barrage of questions, whether she would go back with him to her rooms, so that ‘we will warm ourselves, and you can satisfy your desire’. H

He ends by writing: ‘I had no intention of becoming over-scrupulous at this stage. I had already tempted her, so that she would not consider running away when pressed by the argument I had prepared for her, and I did not want her to start feigning an honesty that I wished to prove she did not possess.”

"Napoleon complex"

The Napoleon complex is a term to shame manlets for not acting like a Jester or Punching bag around normie Sex-havers. The name of the complex stems from the belief that Napoleon Bonaparte's efforts to conquer and ensure French supremacy and dominion over Europe were an attempt to overcompensate for his supposedly diminutive physical stature.

Although being 170cm/5'7" tall which was above average for men from Corsica or France at this time period, his alleged manletism stems from British propaganda, that was based on a false conversion of his height (based on the measures used in France at the time, to the imperial system), that portrayed him as a comical, overcompensating manlet. The misperception of his height could also have been caused by the fact that his beloved Garde Impériale had very strict height requirements for the time, with the average Imperial Guardsman being 5'11 (180 cm). This meant that he was frequently a victim of heightmogging.

Up to this day, Roasties, Soyboys and related Goys use this term to insinuate that Manlets are inherently more emotionally fragile but Researchers from the University of Central Lancashire conducting an experiment for the BBC found taller men were more likely to lose their temper: Men of different heights (ten men of 'average height' and ten men 5' 5" or below) duelled with wooden sticks but one of the subjects deliberately provoked the other by rapping them across the knuckles. The research was designed to test Short Man Syndrome - or Napoleon complex - the theory that shorter men are more aggressive to dominate those who are taller than them. Heart monitors revealed it was the taller men who flew off the handle more quickly and hit back.

Quotes

"We treat women too well, and in this way have spoiled everything. We have done every wrong by raising them to our level. Truly the Oriental nations have more mind and sense than we in declaring the wife to be the actual property of the husband. In fact nature has made woman our slave ... Woman is given to man that she may bear children ... consequently she is his property."

"Women ... are mere machines to make children".

"Women ... are capable of committing the worst atrocities. . If war broke out between men and women, it would be quite a different business from the struggles we have seen between nobles and the people, or whites and blacks".

"Nothing is more imperious ... than weakness when it knows it is backed by strength; look at women".

See also

• Shortcel
• Napoleon complex
• IQ