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'''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a novel Chinese coronavirus with the scary name '''SARS-CoV-2'''. | '''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a novel Chinese coronavirus with the scary name '''SARS-CoV-2'''. A combination of novelty and mildness of the virus to the young allows it to spread quickly and kill many [[boomer]]s in short time, especially in very dense and filthy cities such as New York.<ref>http://archive.is/mJaJN</ref> An infection is likely not much more deadly than the seasonal influenza and is much less deadly than SARS and MERS. Similarly to seasonal influenza, 98% of fatal cases have a serious underlying condition and most are very old,<ref>https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-daily-data-summary-deaths.pdf</ref><ref>https://ophrp.org/journal/view.php?number=550</ref><ref>https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-daily-data-summary-deaths.pdf</ref> and different from the Spanish Flu, it does not kill the young at all. | ||
Nonetheless, the global outbreak in early 2020 sparked mass hysteria, irrational violence, government overreach, mass surveillance, hypochondria, temporary food, toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages, rationing including bread lines in capitalist countries, mass unemployment, terrorism charges against those purposefully spreading saliva in public, hospital crowding, a stock market collapse and other severe economic damages caused by lockdowns. | Nonetheless, the global outbreak in early 2020 sparked mass hysteria, irrational violence, government overreach, mass surveillance, hypochondria, temporary food, toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages, rationing including bread lines in capitalist countries, mass unemployment, terrorism charges against those purposefully spreading saliva in public, hospital crowding, a stock market collapse and other severe economic damages caused by lockdowns. | ||
Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, boomer country leaders mandated all [[millennial]]s to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of [[normies]] the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, sometimes driving them into suicide.<ref><https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref> | Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, boomer country leaders mandated all [[millennial]]s to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of [[normies]] the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, sometimes driving them into suicide.<ref><https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref> Notably, the virus is spread by normies with social life by far the most.<ref>https://www.unz.com/isteve/german-scientists-virus-is-spread-less-by-work-than-by-fun/</ref> | ||
==Coronabucks== | ==Coronabucks== | ||