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A name that refers to a very unattractive man, or an incel | A name that refers to a very unattractive man, or an incel. | ||
A Melvin is a Grade-A douche who can only get bottom tier girls, if he is even that lucky. You can easily spot a Melvin by his behaviors: | A Melvin is a "4" on the [[Decile|Decile Scale]], and a Grade-A douche who can only get bottom tier girls, if he is even that lucky. You can easily spot a Melvin by his behaviors: | ||
-Walks around with other males on his level pointing at "hot chicks" and can be be heard saying "Oh man! I'd tear her up" | -Walks around with other males on his level pointing at "hot chicks" and can be be heard saying "Oh man! I'd tear her up" | ||
-Has a web browser cache so overloaded with free "pornhub" temp files that his computer is hot to the touch and is starting to have smoke coming from it. | -Has a web browser cache so overloaded with free "pornhub" temp files that his computer is hot to the touch and is starting to have smoke coming from it. | ||