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A name that refers to a very unattractive man, or an incel. The antonym of Melvin is [[Chad]]. | A name that refers to a very unattractive man, or an incel. The antonym of Melvin is [[Chad]]. | ||
A Melvin is a Grade-A douche who can only get bottom tier girls, if he is even that lucky. You can easily spot a Melvin by his behaviors: | |||
-Walks around with other males on his level pointing at "hot chicks" and can be be heard saying "Oh man! I'd tear her up" | |||
-Has a web browser cache so overloaded with free "pornhub" temp files that his computer is hot to the touch and is starting to have smoke coming from it. | |||
-Imagines himself as the star of these low-grade internet porn "films". | |||
-Has such a low confidence that even if a Gertrude was to smile at him, or say Hi!, he responds negatively and this makes the Melvin very angry. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||