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Drake explains that his marriedwithtwokidscel experience was to be a man who, years into his marriage, was heartbroken to find that his wife was no longer willing to have sex with him, even though she was having sex with everyone else. His incarceration then turned the emotional gulf between them into a physical separation. Moreover, he now is wheelchair-bound, his wrecked body held together more by metallic hardware than flesh, bone, and sinew. He considers himself "the truest of the truemarriedwithtwokidscels" and angrily urges, "fakemarriedwithtwokidscels OUT" when he encounters husbands and fathers whose situation is not as dire: "My life reads like ''Candide'', only more fucked up. At least he kept getting good things and having them ripped away. I don't even get the good things, just the Karmic bitch-slaps." (Although he briefly had a family, he barely got to spend time with them because he had to join the U.S. Army to support them, and was sent to barracks several states away, where he was then arrested and put in prison again several states away from them, too far for them to easily come visit; and now his wife is planning to file for divorce.)