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'''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a Chinese coronavirus with the scary name '''☠SARS-CoV-2☠'''. | '''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a Chinese coronavirus with the scary name '''☠SARS-CoV-2☠'''. | ||
For people younger than 60, COVID-19 is similar to | For people younger than 60, COVID-19 is similar to the common flu. Only for those older than 60, the disease is considerably more severe.<ref>https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m3883/rr</ref><ref>https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30527-0/fulltext</ref><ref>https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10654-020-00698-1</ref> Combined with a low population immunity, this causes temporarily overwhelmed hospitals and morticians. | ||
Similarly to the flu, 98% of fatal cases have a serious underlying condition and/or are very old.<ref>https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-daily-data-summary-deaths.pdf</ref><ref>https://ophrp.org/journal/view.php?number=550</ref> | Similarly to the flu, 98% of fatal cases have a serious underlying condition and/or are very old.<ref>https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-daily-data-summary-deaths.pdf</ref><ref>https://ophrp.org/journal/view.php?number=550</ref> | ||
Nonetheless, the pandemic sparked mass hysteria, hypochondria, irrational violence, government overreach, mass surveillance, terrorism charges against those purposefully spreading saliva in public, temporary food, toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages, rationing including bread lines in capitalist countries, mass unemployment, a stock market collapse and other severe economic damages caused by lockdowns. | Nonetheless, the pandemic sparked mass hysteria, hypochondria, irrational violence, government overreach, mass surveillance, terrorism charges against those purposefully spreading saliva in public, temporary food, toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages, rationing including bread lines in capitalist countries, mass unemployment, a stock market collapse and other severe economic damages caused by lockdowns. | ||
Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, boomer country leaders advised all | Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, boomer country leaders advised all millennials to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of [[normie]]s the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, driving some into suicide.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref> | ||
==Coronabucks== | ==Coronabucks== | ||