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'''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a novel Chinese coronavirus with the scary name '''SARS-CoV-2''' | '''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a novel Chinese coronavirus with the scary name '''SARS-CoV-2'''. A combination of novelty and mildness of the disease among the young allows it to spread quickly and kill many [[boomer]]s in short time, especially in dense and filthy places such as New York.<ref>http://archive.is/mJaJN</ref> In fact, [[normie]]s with [[social circle|social life]] spread the virus by far the most,<ref>https://www.unz.com/isteve/german-scientists-virus-is-spread-less-by-work-than-by-fun/</ref> effectively murdering their grandparents. | ||
Similarly to seasonal influenza, 98% of fatal cases have a serious underlying condition and most are very old.<ref>https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-daily-data-summary-deaths.pdf</ref><ref>https://ophrp.org/journal/view.php?number=550</ref><ref>https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-daily-data-summary-deaths.pdf</ref> | |||
Nonetheless, the global outbreak in early 2020 sparked mass hysteria, irrational violence, government overreach, mass surveillance, hypochondria, temporary food, toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages, rationing including bread lines in capitalist countries, mass unemployment, terrorism charges against those purposefully spreading saliva in public, hospital crowding, a stock market collapse and other severe economic damages caused by lockdowns. | |||
Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, boomer country leaders mandated all [[millennial]]s to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of normies the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, driving some into suicide.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref> | Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, boomer country leaders mandated all [[millennial]]s to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of normies the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, driving some into suicide.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref> | ||