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Many breeds of dogs have a much larger sex organ than an average human male, thus making the dogpill concomitant with the [[Dickpill]]. There is also a large worldwide market for replica dog dildos, with one of the major sites selling these products<ref>https://bad-dragon.com/products/rex</ref> being the 18,622th most popular site in the United States<ref>https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/bad-dragon.com</ref> and 33,328th most popular site worldwide in terms of internet traffic. | Many breeds of dogs have a much larger sex organ than an average human male, thus making the dogpill concomitant with the [[Dickpill]]. There is also a large worldwide market for replica dog dildos, with one of the major sites selling these products<ref>https://bad-dragon.com/products/rex</ref> being the 18,622th most popular site in the United States<ref>https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/bad-dragon.com</ref> and 33,328th most popular site worldwide in terms of internet traffic. | ||
Furthermore, studies have shown that women gain sexual gratification from inserting objects as large as soda cans into their vaginal orifices <ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3357565/</ref> | Furthermore, studies have shown that women gain sexual gratification from inserting objects as large as soda cans into their vaginal orifices.<ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3357565/</ref> This would explain the tendency of women towards 'teacup' chihuahuas and other dogs with genitals significantly smaller than that of the average human male. Often, these animals are small enough to fit inside a woman's orifice, and due to the intense pleasure women achieve from vibration and other movement, it can be concluded that the stimulus of a small animal struggling would be superior to that of a simple similarly sized inanimate object. | ||
A quick Google trends comparison found that there was roughly equivalent search volume for the phrase 'dog dildo' as there was for the search term 'realistic dildo'<ref>https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=dog%20dildo,Realistic%20dildo</ref> from 2004 to the present. Disturbingly, one of related queries displayed by Google for the search term 'dog dildo' was the term 'large dog breeds'. This could be seen as some evidence that the women who are purchasing these dildos are also interested in practicing 'the real thing', with an actual Canid. | A quick Google trends comparison found that there was roughly equivalent search volume for the phrase 'dog dildo' as there was for the search term 'realistic dildo'<ref>https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=dog%20dildo,Realistic%20dildo</ref> from 2004 to the present. Disturbingly, one of related queries displayed by Google for the search term 'dog dildo' was the term 'large dog breeds'. This could be seen as some evidence that the women who are purchasing these dildos are also interested in practicing 'the real thing', with an actual Canid. | ||