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:'''BREAKING NEWS - Somebody actually found him on social media'''
{{person|name=BlackOps2Cel|occupation=n/a|birthday=n/a|ethnicity=French|image=File:Blackop9.jpeg}}
{{person|name=BlackOps2Cel|occupation=n/a|birthday=n/a|ethnicity=French|image=File:Blackop9.jpeg}}
BlackOps2Cel is the most notable [[incelebrity]] of all incelebrities with [[Hamlossus]] a close second. He is a really awesome dude.  Someone who [[uglycel]]s and [[trucel|trucels]] tend to identify with. That's because [[truecels]] and uglycels feel that BlackOps2Cel is sufficiently ugly enough to make [[normies]] understand that [[bluepill|bluepilled]] advice wouldn't work for the average uglycel/[[truecel]]. The animal equivalent of BlackOps2Cel is the [[Blue Manakin]] an animal whose male members bear a lot of resemblance to the human incel community. [[Normie]]s think that if he, like most incels, takes at least 3 showers and 2 haircuts a day he will magically become good looking.
'''BlackOps2Cel''' or '''St. BlackOps2Cel''' is the most notable [[incelebrity]] followed by [[Hamlossus]].
He is a really awesome dude.  Someone who [[uglycel|uglycels]] and [[trucel|trucels]] tend to identify with. That's because truecels and uglycels feel that St. BlackOps2Cel is sufficiently ugly enough to make [[normies]] understand that [[bluepill|bluepilled]] advice doesn't work for the uglycel/[[truecel]]. The animal equivalent of BlackOps2Cel is the [[Blue Manakin]] an animal whose male members bear a lot of resemblance to the human incel community. [[Normie|Normies]] think that if he, like most incels, takes at least 3 showers and 2 haircuts a day he will magically become good looking.


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BlackOps2Cel is also referred to as:
*Almighty
*Deity
*Hero
*[[His Excellency]]
*[[His Highness]]
*[[King of Kings]]
*[[Lord of Lords]]
*Savior
*[[Son of God]]
*[[Son of Man]]
*[[The Lord]]
*[[The Redeemer]]
*[[The Savior]]


==The Virgin Birth==
==The Virgin Birth==


"Blackopscel" is the name given to a French Redditor.  
"BlackOps2Cel" is the name given to a French Redditor.  
Obviously he was given that name because of his shirt.
Obviously he was given that name because of his shirt.
For a long time nobody knew who he was, someone posted the picture to r/rateme and that user deleted their account.
For a long time, nobody knew who he was. Someone posted the picture to r/rateme and that user deleted their account.
Most people assumed that it was just an unfortunate soul who posted it and deleted it subsequently due to shame.
Most people assumed that it was just an unfortunate soul who posted it and deleted it subsequently due to shame.


This is, however, not the case.
This is, however, not the case.


Out of boredom the discoverer of the [[The Lord]] decided to dig a bit further.
Out of boredom the discoverer of the The Lord decided to dig a bit further.
Yet a simple Google search yielded a page. Not only does it include BlackOps2cel's pic, but it had the mysterious date: 08/05/2014.
Yet a simple Google search yielded a page. Not only does it include BlackOps2cel's pic, but it had the mysterious date: 08/05/2014.


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Why would he be the original? His account is from 2013, but maybe he used the pic later?"
Why would he be the original? His account is from 2013, but maybe he used the pic later?"
A good question indeed
A good question indeed.


It was decided to take a look at the pics metadata (details) to see when the picture was taken originally.
It was decided to take a look at the pics metadata (details) to see when the picture was taken originally.
What was found? The pic was taken 2012:01:25 03:41:57
What was found? The pic was taken 2012:01:25 03:41:57
. Or simply, on the 25th of January of 2012.
Or simply, on the 25th of January of 2012.
And when was the account created? 02-01-2013. Pretty much a year later.
And when was the account created? 02-01-2013. Pretty much a year later.


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Also, the metadata tells me that he uses an Apple computer. Take that as you will.<ref>https://incels.co/threads/the-lost-information-of-st-blackops2cel.7605/</ref>
Also, the metadata tells me that he uses an Apple computer. Take that as you will.<ref>https://incels.co/threads/the-lost-information-of-st-blackops2cel.7605/</ref>


==Discovery==
Later, in late 2018, BlackOps2Cel's [[Facebook]] profile was discovered by a random [[4chan]] user and his latest public pics were posted to 4chan. BlackOps2Cels looks had improved a bit due to better clothing, head hair, and black beard dye and smiling.  Both his name (undisclosed for privacys sake) and his home country (turns out it's probably France and not one of the Balkan ones) were later leaked. On one of his photos he [[squintmaxxing|squintmaxxed]], proving he was a visitor of incel forums (which is unsurprising).


==Nicknames==


==Discovery==
BlackOps2Cel is also referred to as:
Later, in late 2018, BlackOps2Cel's [[Facebook]] profile was discovered by a random [[4chan]] user and his latest public pics were posted to 4chan. BlackOps2Cels looks had improved a bit due to better clothing, head hair, and black beard dye.  Both his name (undisclosed for privacys sake) and his home country (turns out it's probably France and not one of the Balkan ones) were later leaked.
 
*Almighty
*Deity
*Hero
*[[His Excellency]]
*[[His Highness]]
*[[King of Kings]]
*[[Lord of Lords]]
*Savior
*[[Son of God]]
*[[Son of Man]]
*[[The Lord]]
*[[The Redeemer]]
*[[The Savior]]


==References==
==References==
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