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Eggman's grandmother, an extroverted and excitable person that she is, volunteered to drive him to the door of the Stacy in question. With shaking hands, Toby pressed the door bell and the girl appeared with her mother and sister. Turns out the story didn't have an ending worthy of a romantic comedy. On the Stacy's face was the look of what Toby describes as "rage mixed with shame". She hurriedly took the cookies and proceeded to block Toby on MSN Messenger.

A school shooting took place in ''Umpqua College'' in Oregon in 2015. As a result ten people died. Before the identity of the shooter was confirmed, some confusion ensued. [[4chan]] then played a prank on the media saying it was Toby. Various news outlets, big and small, mistakenly identified Toby as said shooter, due to [[4chan|4chan's]] malicious trolling. [https://firstdraftnews.com/im-not-the-killer-im-still-here-in-seattle-verifying-the-ucc-shooter/ Read more about the media's response on the shooting]. This was a very distressing period for Toby and he feared for his safety. <span>However, the incident did make Eggman a household name in America. </span>Eventually, the real assailant was identified as ''Chris Harper-Mercer ''by members of the media.

Eggman reacted by walking over 50 miles that day. He did this to vent his frustrations and keep his mind occupied on any task. The Eggathon was Toby's way of dealing with another disappointment. Allergic to bees, Toby met an unusually large amount of these creatures during his Eggathon and was forced to end the trip. He decided to hitchhike home.  

== Toby's Suicide Attempt ==

Eventually the female in question was found cheating on Eggman and they split up. This resulted in Eggman attempting suicide by hanging. His robust build saved him: the wooden structure failed under his weight and he survived. He ended up in a mental hospital for a few months as a result. Toby was advised to not make any further appearances as Eggman online by the hospital staff. He took a break, but decided to return as his alter ego.  

== The Great Dance of 2016 ==

In December of 2016 Toby was visited by his friend Pizza, a trans woman. She agreed to slow dance with Eggman live on youtube. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_mhDzN2SE]

In fact, many viewers were moved to tears by the innocence and sincerity of the magical event. Some claim it restored their fate in humanity - and a better future. The dance was truly avant-garde. Knowing the context, the lore. All of the factors that led up to this, culminating in a final clumsy union of two socially alienated men desperately seeking love in the face of absurdity. Almost Lynchian in prose, but strangely uplifting at the same time. A true modern tragedy.

In January 2018 Pizza returned to Eggman's basement for a second dance special. The energetic event was well-received by fans of both Pizza and Eggman. Out of shape and exhausted most of the time, Toby nonetheless provided some superior dance moves for his worldwide audience.

== The Basement Party of 2017 ==

Eggman's dance partner and dear friend Pizza came to meet him again in late 2017. Two other unidentified people accompanied her. A lot of alcohol was consumed and a confetti gun was fired some 40 times during the night. Unfortunately, the rest of the encounter with Pizza and the others didn't go that well.  

Thanks to his superior dancing skills Eggman managed to sprain his ankle - and break his leg. He was put on painkillers and had to wear a sexy leg support. Despite of his injury Eggman continued filming videos in his basement.