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'''Eggman''', aka ''Toby Reynolds'' is arguably the most [[meme|meme'd]] [[incel]] in existence. Partially because he is [[truecel|actually ugly]]. But mostly because he pandered hard to [[4chan|4chan's]] [[r9k]], making videos re-iterating common talking points on r9k, like his most famous work, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0 ''''Take the Blackpill'''']. His name, 'eggman', was given to him by school bullies because of his unusual head shape and he self-adopted it after school. | '''Eggman''', aka ''Toby Reynolds'' is arguably the most [[meme|meme'd]] [[incel]] in existence. Partially because he is [[truecel|actually ugly]]. But mostly because he pandered hard to [[4chan|4chan's]] [[r9k]], making videos re-iterating common talking points on [[r9k]], like his most famous work, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0 ''''Take the Blackpill'''']. His name, 'eggman', was given to him by school bullies because of his unusual head shape and he self-adopted it after school. | ||
== The Black Pill -series == | == The Black Pill -series == | ||
Eggman has recorded a series of videos on [[LMS]] theory, defeatism, and his shitty life which are known as the black pill series. These videos reveal the core tenets of Eggman's philosophy. | Eggman [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1fwrq_QO0WkzBjdIM-8uQ has recorded a series of videos] on [[LMS]] theory, defeatism, and his shitty life which are known as the black pill series. These videos reveal the core tenets of Eggman's philosophy. | ||
In it Eggman discusses the effects a person's looks has on his or her quality of life and how women's standards have skyrocketed to ludicrous levels. Some consider "Take the Black Pill" Eggman's greatest achievement or even the best video by anyone, ever. Filmed in Eggman's crummy automobile at the time (which may be a Pinto), it remains an unrivalled masterpiece. | In it Eggman discusses the effects a person's looks has on his or her quality of life and how women's standards have skyrocketed to ludicrous levels. Some consider "Take the Black Pill" Eggman's greatest achievement or even the best video by anyone, ever. Filmed in Eggman's crummy automobile at the time (which may be a Pinto), it remains an unrivalled masterpiece. | ||
== The Cookie Incident of 2005 == | == The Cookie Incident of 2005 == | ||
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==The Oregon Shooting of 2015<nowiki/>== | ==The Oregon Shooting of 2015<nowiki/>== | ||
A school shooting took place in ''Umpqua College'' in Oregon in 2015. As a result ten people died. Before the identity of the shooter was confirmed, some confusion ensued. | A school shooting took place in ''Umpqua College'' in Oregon in 2015. As a result ten people died. Before the identity of the shooter was confirmed, some confusion ensued. [[4chan]] then played a prank on the media saying it was Toby. Various news outlets, big and small, mistakenly identified Toby as said shooter, due to [[4chan | ||
Read more about the media's response on the shooting: | |4chan's]] malicious trolling. | ||
Read more about the media's response on the shooting: [https://firstdraftnews.com/im-not-the-killer-im-still-here-in-seattle-verifying-the-ucc-shooter/] | |||
This was a very distressing period for Toby and he feared for his safety. <span>However, the incident did make Eggman a household name in America. </span>Eventually, the real assailant was identified as ''Chris Harper-Mercer ''by members of the media. | This was a very distressing period for Toby and he feared for his safety. <span>However, the incident did make Eggman a household name in America. </span>Eventually, the real assailant was identified as ''Chris Harper-Mercer ''by members of the media. | ||
== The Cuckening == | == The Cuckening == | ||
In early 2016 Eggman hooked up with a female | In early 2016 Eggman hooked up with a female. Shortly after meeting online they started living together. Eggman would work 40-50 hours a week at his less than superior gas station job to pay the bills. He experienced serious fatigue and stress during this period in his life. | ||
== <span>The Eggathon</span> == | == <span>The Eggathon</span> == | ||
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Toby lost his virginity to a fat world of warcraft playing woman who was lonely and just wanted some company according to Toby. It never turned into a relationship or a [[FWB|friends with benefits]] | Toby lost his virginity to a fat world of warcraft playing woman who was lonely and just wanted some company according to Toby. It never turned into a relationship or a [[FWB|friends with benefits]] | ||
Possibly referencing 'the cuckening', eggman stated he doesn't look fondly his latest relationship stating that the girlfriend just took all his money and was psycho. He said he learnt 'dominationmaxxing' from her as she would ask him to physically strike her, something he declined to do. Likely this was a BPD or bipolar chick with a fetish for anti-feminists. The relationship was short. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejnxENzOC5I] | |||
==Toby's Failures with Women == | ==Toby's Failures with Women == | ||