Manlets: The Poem by dravidIAncel102
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"Manlet, manlet, short and squat
Can’t get wife, girlfriend, or thot
Real life girls kept saying no
So he gave tinder a go
'I’m five foot two' those bios said
“But I like six three guys in bed”
“'Tinder sluts!' the manlet cried
I’ll give the bar another try
At the bar he asked a whore
'Care to see my bedroom floor?'
The whore just smirked and then replied
As pure disdain flashed her eye
'Sorry little man, don’t be so mad,
but as you know, I’m fucking Chad'
Head hung low, the manlet left
Knowing he had failed his quest
As he walked out the heads all turned
'Goddamn manlets, when will they learn?'"