Words of Encouragement by uLookCuteToday
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The following is a poem by braincels user uLookCuteToday
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"I'm sure you'll find SOMEbody
Who will date short guys
Not me, of course
I'm just not into that
But SOMEbody will like you I'm sure
After all, you're so great
You have a good job
You volunteer regularly
You're a great listener
You're a great friend
Really, you're just great
So SOMEbody will be into you
But not me
I don't date short guys
Little gross manlets
It doesn't matter if you're kind
It doesn't matter if you're rich
It doesn't matter if you're great
You're short
So find somebody else"
—uLookCuteToday