Talk:Turd Flinging Monkey

I'm TFM. Someone sent me a link to "my" page. I don't understand why I'm described as a "paranoid trad-con", as I am neither.

Also, I wouldn't call myself a Chad. I have had girlfriends, but I don't think anyone who has had girlfriends qualifies as a Chad, but maybe I'm wrong.

Anyway, please include a section about Spinning Robot Pussies. The fact that our Lord and Savior Spinning Robot Pussy isn't mentioned at all offends me.