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A nymphocel is someone who has compulsive sexual urges and is at the same time experiencing [[incelibacy]]. It is a blend of the word "nymphomania" and "incel", and nymphoceldom is one of the worst subsets of [[incelibacy]] one could be in. This is because the physical stresses and pains assocated with [[incelibacy]] are multiplied many times over. The only thing the nymphocel excels at is setting records in terms of the discrepancy between the libido and the sexual outlet. This is because nymhoceldom begins to affect other areasa of one's life because its hard to focus on one's career or studies when such a high libido isn't quenched.  

The following is a lenthy post written by an anonymous nymphocel in 2016<ref>https://novni.com/letters/read/30631/satyriasic-and-incel-the-most-traumatic-combination-ever</ref>:

:''So whats the solution to the predicament that I and other incels find themselves in? Firstly, I literally can't wait for the day when either sexbots will be a viable and affordable option, or the stigma surrounding the ownership of fleshlights are reduced. This would mean vastly increasing the scope, variety and quality of sextoys that are available to men. It would also mean that rather than stocking fleshlights hidden away in sex-shops, it should be available in supermarkets. This would alleviate the current social climate presented to men wherein they have to prostrate to feminazi nonsense which requires that men prostrate towards women as if they are saintly goddesses with halos on their heads that have the omnipotent power to control men by virtue of the forbidden orifice between their legs. I have empathy for the future generations of incel men that may face the agony of [[sexlessness]] that I and other incels are suffering from. In order to counter such a predicament, we need to permit the option of choosing female as a gender selection in fertility clinics, to reduce the gender disparity we see with too many young men seeking sex, and too few young women willing to replicate that desire. Another solution is an anti-viagra. We all know there's viagra, but what's the anti-viagra, for guys like me that have boners all the time but no outlet for them, except in heaps of tissues I hide under my bed and the bedsheets I bought that are washed on a bi-weekly basis after they are soiled with too much dry semen on them? We should also censor and possibly fine news outlets that claim that [[rape]] has nothing to do with sexual gratification but is merely an outlet for men that want to be violent. The first reason for such a harsh stance is that it is misleading and promotes ignorance; its like saying that a hungry person that shoplifts food isn't actually hungry, he merely wanted to decorate the his room with the foodpackaging. Ridiculous right? The second reason for such a harsh stance towards those that dismiss or trivialize the existence of [[sexual frustration]] is that these journalists merely increase the suffering that men like me face, by claiming that the notion of men being unable to get sex is a myth, thereby reducing the willingness of society to rectify the condition of incels, downplaying our predicament and thereby ensuring we fail to find a medical or social remedy for blueballers for the betterment of society at large. The third reason for this stance is that misleading information about the causes of [[rape]] merely ensures that rapists and rapees will continue to exist for centuries on end because we will never figure out what the root cause of [[rape]] is. Writers who dismiss the existence of incels are not only a danger to incels but a danger to the wider economic well-being of society. This is because a significant amount of incels and blue-ballers are depressed people and various studies show that depressed people are not good for the economy. We also need to acknowledge that the number of incels are also widely underreported because it is not classy or socially advantageous to proclaim "I am not getting any" and many guys don't even know that the word exists.''

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