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:''Now you might ask yourself, why I do not simply go to see a hooker if I am that horny. Well, firstly its illegal and public notices makes clear that kerbcrawling is an enforced and arrestable crime. Secondly, even if I were to ignore the law, prostitutes where I live charge per time period not per orgasm. This is not an option for me since I'm somewhat of a satyromaniac; hence a single sex session would last much longer than minutes, closer to an hour probably for me, if not two hours, something that is prohibitively expensive.'' | :''Now you might ask yourself, why I do not simply go to see a hooker if I am that horny. Well, firstly its illegal and public notices makes clear that kerbcrawling is an enforced and arrestable crime. Secondly, even if I were to ignore the law, prostitutes where I live charge per time period not per orgasm. This is not an option for me since I'm somewhat of a satyromaniac; hence a single sex session would last much longer than minutes, closer to an hour probably for me, if not two hours, something that is prohibitively expensive.'' | ||
:''Your next question is probably "why do you not simple masturbate". Well, thats what I used to do to keep myself sane. However, I live with my mother and she has recently switched ISP and the new provider does not come with porn, making masturbation a lot more difficult since I'm so used to the porn. Your next statement is probably, "you must be really ugly that no girl wants to go out with you". Well, here's the most puzzling part that even baffles me. I thought I must be butt ugly too that literally hundreds of girls, maybe a thousand (no exaggeration), have rejected my advances. Yet when I went on video chat services and picsharing websites to ask others to rate my looks I usually get answers ranging from "average" to "you are slightly better looking than average", only a few "uglies". Weird huh? I am 6 foot 3, weigh 69 kg, my penis is a bit larger than average at 6.5 inches. I do not have a uni degree but my 5 A to C's at GCSE and various college certificates with mediocre effort proves I am not dumb either. The only physical flaw on an aesthetic level I can think of now is the fact that I have a receding hairline, but even that has only existed for the past year; the result of faulty use of a hair trimmer. But even my hairline is not that noticeable since I am taller than most people and most would only see it if I'm sitting down or tilting my head down. Otherwise, I am lucky to have good overall health. Besides, I'm a non-drinker and non-drug user. Roughly two years ago I decided that it was my lack off car ownership that was driving women away from me. Hence I decided to get myself a driver's license and a car, hopefully upgrading my status in front of women a notch. I got myself a license and a Peugeot 308 but had no such luck at all. I even went to the length of buying an FM transmitter so I could woo random women on the street by asking what their favorite song was and then playing it for them in the hope of kicking off a friendship, that would lead to flirting and subsequently dating and [[romance]]. Most rejected. The few that accepted my invitation would break my will at the end off the ride by either telling me they had boyfriends, or giving me a fake cell phone number. One of those fake numbers really broke my heart because she was really convincing at pretending that she's interested in me.'' | :''Your next question is probably "why do you not simple masturbate". Well, thats what I used to do to keep myself sane. However, I live with my mother and she has recently switched ISP and the new provider does not come with porn, making masturbation a lot more difficult since I'm so used to the porn. Your next statement is probably, "you must be really ugly that no girl wants to go out with you". Well, here's the most puzzling part that even baffles me. I thought I must be butt ugly too that literally hundreds of girls, maybe a thousand (no exaggeration), have rejected my advances. Yet when I went on video chat services and picsharing websites to ask others to rate my looks I usually get answers ranging from "average" to "you are slightly better looking than average", only a few "uglies". Weird huh? I am 6 foot 3, weigh 69 kg, my penis is a bit larger than average at 6.5 inches. I do not have a uni degree but my 5 A to C's at GCSE and various college certificates with mediocre effort proves I am not dumb either. The only physical flaw on an aesthetic level I can think of now is the fact that I have a receding hairline, but even that has only existed for the past year; the result of faulty use of a hair trimmer. But even my hairline is not that noticeable since I am taller than most people and most would only see it if I'm sitting down or tilting my head down. Otherwise, I am lucky to have good overall health. Besides, I'm a non-drinker and non-drug user. Roughly two years ago I decided that it was my lack off car ownership that was driving women away from me. Hence I decided to get myself a driver's license and a car, hopefully upgrading my status in front of women a notch. I got myself a license and a Peugeot 308 but had no such luck at all. I even went to the length of buying an FM transmitter so I could woo random women on the street by asking what their favorite song was and then playing it for them in the hope of kicking off a friendship, that would lead to [[flirting]] and subsequently dating and [[romance]]. Most rejected. The few that accepted my invitation would break my will at the end off the ride by either telling me they had boyfriends, or giving me a fake cell phone number. One of those fake numbers really broke my heart because she was really convincing at pretending that she's interested in me.'' | ||
:''I decided to write about this because not enough people take my status as an incel and satyromaniac seriously For example, it has not only affected my nonexistent sex/love life but has permeated through many aspects of my life. For example, I had to quit my previous job and am now jobless because all the random erections I was getting hurt when pressed against my belt or the pouch in the front center area in my trousers. Most people take for granted that they can wear tracksuit bottoms or sweatpants, whereas I have to worry about causing a moral panic in case a bulge forms due to unannounced arousal. My sexual frustration is taking a toll on my health and finances too because I am at times chain-smoking cigarettes just to calm my sexual tensions. Cigarettes are somewhat of a relief for me.'' | :''I decided to write about this because not enough people take my status as an incel and satyromaniac seriously For example, it has not only affected my nonexistent sex/love life but has permeated through many aspects of my life. For example, I had to quit my previous job and am now jobless because all the random erections I was getting hurt when pressed against my belt or the pouch in the front center area in my trousers. Most people take for granted that they can wear tracksuit bottoms or sweatpants, whereas I have to worry about causing a moral panic in case a bulge forms due to unannounced arousal. My [[sexual frustration]] is taking a toll on my health and finances too because I am at times chain-smoking cigarettes just to calm my sexual tensions. Cigarettes are somewhat of a relief for me.'' | ||
:''Nonetheless my online dating story is not over. I am currently speaking to two women. Funny thing is, both are disabled. One is blind, the other is in a wheelchair. I am not disabled. Why do only disabled women speak to me? I am so angry at my lack of sex that I believe that sometimes I think that anyone who says that women have a sex drive equally high as men should be fined or punished. In the same way that we fine or punish individuals that sell fraudulent products, or food containing food poisoning, these misleaders ought to be punished too because the idea that women's libido is equal to that of man is a blatant fraud that has harmful consequences for men who believe its true. Every night club I've been to its the men chasing the women, and the women brushing off their advances as if all their clitorises are desensitized after a botched FGM surgery. Every nightclub I've visited also has a disparity in the number of women to men. Either its 2 men for every woman, or sometimes even 3 or 4 men for every woman. Some self-centered and myopic bloggers in posts I read online claim that incel is a myth, that men merely need to lower their standards to get women. Hello? I am currently chatting to disabled people! Some of my latest few rejections included pensioners, who were way past their sell-by-date. And i'm still being rejected. Even the two disabled women i'm speaking to now are chased by me, not the other way round. I have lowered my standards so much that I approach women that could pass as sumo wrestlers, but I'm still rejected, even though I consider myself a 5 out of 10. I have tried every suggestion men's magazines have thrown at me: wear some cologne; make sure you're always clean; don't be too straightforward etc. etc. My horniness level is so high that I'm actually considering going to the hospital. But what will I tell them? "I need to get laid so badly or else I'm going to lose my sanity?" I'm also considering walking into a police station in order to ask what my limits are on approaching women. I'd ask "Am i sexually harassing women if I am honest and tell girls that I'm desperate to have sex?" I have not had sex in 3 years. I have only had sex 3 times in my entire life. The embarrassing nature of my situation means I can't even tell friends or relatives. What am I supposed to tell my mother? "Hey mom, i'm so ridiculously randy you would not believe?" Therefore nobody knows about the torture I'm going through. Whenever I see people, I smile and pretend that I'm just fine being a singleton. In reality I'm up for everything, from marriage, to engagement, no-strings sex, [[long-term relationship]]s, but for some reason, all seem off-limit to meas if having a girl-friend is some far-fetched dream akin to wishing you owned a Ferrari. I have also pondered whether my lack of female companionship is due to the fact that I was very attractive when I was a teenager. Back in those days girls used to approach me. I did not need to do any work. But my looks have definitely gone downhill and since I turned roughly 21 I have not once had a woman approach me.'' | :''Nonetheless my online dating story is not over. I am currently speaking to two women. Funny thing is, both are disabled. One is blind, the other is in a wheelchair. I am not disabled. Why do only disabled women speak to me? I am so angry at my lack of sex that I believe that sometimes I think that anyone who says that women have a sex drive equally high as men should be fined or punished. In the same way that we fine or punish individuals that sell fraudulent products, or food containing food poisoning, these misleaders ought to be punished too because the idea that women's libido is equal to that of man is a blatant fraud that has harmful consequences for men who believe its true. Every night club I've been to its the men chasing the women, and the women brushing off their advances as if all their clitorises are desensitized after a botched FGM surgery. Every nightclub I've visited also has a disparity in the number of women to men. Either its 2 men for every woman, or sometimes even 3 or 4 men for every woman. Some self-centered and myopic bloggers in posts I read online claim that incel is a myth, that men merely need to lower their standards to get women. Hello? I am currently chatting to disabled people! Some of my latest few rejections included pensioners, who were way past their sell-by-date. And i'm still being rejected. Even the two disabled women i'm speaking to now are chased by me, not the other way round. I have lowered my standards so much that I approach women that could pass as sumo wrestlers, but I'm still rejected, even though I consider myself a 5 out of 10. I have tried every suggestion men's magazines have thrown at me: wear some cologne; make sure you're always clean; don't be too straightforward etc. etc. My horniness level is so high that I'm actually considering going to the hospital. But what will I tell them? "I need to get laid so badly or else I'm going to lose my sanity?" I'm also considering walking into a police station in order to ask what my limits are on approaching women. I'd ask "Am i sexually harassing women if I am honest and tell girls that I'm desperate to have sex?" I have not had sex in 3 years. I have only had sex 3 times in my entire life. The embarrassing nature of my situation means I can't even tell friends or relatives. What am I supposed to tell my mother? "Hey mom, i'm so ridiculously randy you would not believe?" Therefore nobody knows about the torture I'm going through. Whenever I see people, I smile and pretend that I'm just fine being a singleton. In reality I'm up for everything, from marriage, to engagement, no-strings sex, [[long-term relationship]]s, but for some reason, all seem off-limit to meas if having a girl-friend is some far-fetched dream akin to wishing you owned a Ferrari. I have also pondered whether my lack of female companionship is due to the fact that I was very attractive when I was a teenager. Back in those days girls used to approach me. I did not need to do any work. But my looks have definitely gone downhill and since I turned roughly 21 I have not once had a woman approach me.'' | ||
:''So whats the solution to the predicament that I and other incels find themselves in? Firstly, I literally can't wait for the day when either sexbots will be a viable and affordable option, or the stigma surrounding the ownership of fleshlights are reduced. This would mean vastly increasing the scope, variety and quality of sextoys that are available to men. It would also mean that rather than stocking fleshlights hidden away in sex-shops, it should be available in supermarkets. This would alleviate the current social climate presented to men wherein they have to prostrate to feminazi nonsense which requires that men prostrate towards women as if they are saintly goddesses with halos on their heads that have the omnipotent power to control men by virtue of the forbidden orifice between their legs. I have empathy for the future generations of incel men that may face the agony of sexlessness that I and other incels are suffering from. In order to counter such a predicament, we need to permit the option of choosing female as a gender selection in fertility clinics, to reduce the gender disparity we see with too many young men seeking sex, and too few young women willing to replicate that desire. Another solution is an anti-viagra. We all know there's viagra, but what's the anti-viagra, for guys like me that have boners all the time but no outlet for them, except in heaps of tissues I hide under my bed and the bedsheets I bought that are washed on a bi-weekly basis after they are soiled with too much dry semen on them? We should also censor and possibly fine news outlets that claim that rape has nothing to do with sexual gratification but is merely an outlet for men that want to be violent. The first reason for such a harsh stance is that it is misleading and promotes ignorance; its like saying that a hungry person that shoplifts food isn't actually hungry, he merely wanted to decorate the his room with the foodpackaging. Ridiculous right? The second reason for such a harsh stance towards those that dismiss or trivialize the existence of sexual frustration is that these journalists merely increase the suffering that men like me face, by claiming that the notion of men being unable to get sex is a myth, thereby reducing the willingness of society to rectify the condition of incels, downplaying our predicament and thereby ensuring we fail to find a medical or social remedy for blueballers for the betterment of society at large. The third reason for this stance is that misleading information about the causes of rape merely ensures that rapists and rapees will continue to exist for centuries on end because we will never figure out what the root cause of rape is. Writers who dismiss the existence of incels are not only a danger to incels but a danger to the wider economic well-being of society. This is because a significant amount of incels and blue-ballers are depressed people and various studies show that depressed people are not good for the economy. We also need to acknowledge that the number of incels are also widely underreported because it is not classy or socially advantageous to proclaim "I am not getting any" and many guys don't even know that the word exists.'' | :''So whats the solution to the predicament that I and other incels find themselves in? Firstly, I literally can't wait for the day when either sexbots will be a viable and affordable option, or the stigma surrounding the ownership of fleshlights are reduced. This would mean vastly increasing the scope, variety and quality of sextoys that are available to men. It would also mean that rather than stocking fleshlights hidden away in sex-shops, it should be available in supermarkets. This would alleviate the current social climate presented to men wherein they have to prostrate to feminazi nonsense which requires that men prostrate towards women as if they are saintly goddesses with halos on their heads that have the omnipotent power to control men by virtue of the forbidden orifice between their legs. I have empathy for the future generations of incel men that may face the agony of [[sexlessness]] that I and other incels are suffering from. In order to counter such a predicament, we need to permit the option of choosing female as a gender selection in fertility clinics, to reduce the gender disparity we see with too many young men seeking sex, and too few young women willing to replicate that desire. Another solution is an anti-viagra. We all know there's viagra, but what's the anti-viagra, for guys like me that have boners all the time but no outlet for them, except in heaps of tissues I hide under my bed and the bedsheets I bought that are washed on a bi-weekly basis after they are soiled with too much dry semen on them? We should also censor and possibly fine news outlets that claim that [[rape]] has nothing to do with sexual gratification but is merely an outlet for men that want to be violent. The first reason for such a harsh stance is that it is misleading and promotes ignorance; its like saying that a hungry person that shoplifts food isn't actually hungry, he merely wanted to decorate the his room with the foodpackaging. Ridiculous right? The second reason for such a harsh stance towards those that dismiss or trivialize the existence of [[sexual frustration]] is that these journalists merely increase the suffering that men like me face, by claiming that the notion of men being unable to get sex is a myth, thereby reducing the willingness of society to rectify the condition of incels, downplaying our predicament and thereby ensuring we fail to find a medical or social remedy for blueballers for the betterment of society at large. The third reason for this stance is that misleading information about the causes of [[rape]] merely ensures that rapists and rapees will continue to exist for centuries on end because we will never figure out what the root cause of [[rape]] is. Writers who dismiss the existence of incels are not only a danger to incels but a danger to the wider economic well-being of society. This is because a significant amount of incels and blue-ballers are depressed people and various studies show that depressed people are not good for the economy. We also need to acknowledge that the number of incels are also widely underreported because it is not classy or socially advantageous to proclaim "I am not getting any" and many guys don't even know that the word exists.'' | ||
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