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*(interviewer) So being a macrophallist can ruin your job prospects? | *(interviewer) So being a macrophallist can ruin your job prospects? | ||
**(Ron) Yes, it can. I'm a perfect example of that. This is especially the case if you freeball. Freeballing means you are not uptucking, sidetucking or downtucking the penis. This state of affairs might mean the moden western workplace is misandric, because otherwise why is freeballing reprimanded whilst the same attitude towards freeboobing (the act of going braless) would be lambasted as misogyny? | **(Ron) Yes, it can. I'm a perfect example of that. This is especially the case if you freeball. Freeballing means you are not uptucking, sidetucking or downtucking the penis. This state of affairs might mean the moden western workplace is misandric, because otherwise why is freeballing reprimanded whilst the same attitude towards freeboobing (the act of going braless) would be lambasted as misogyny? | ||
*(interviewer) Have there been other instances wherein you've experienced macrophallophobia? | *(interviewer) Have there been other instances of macrophallophobia you've experienced at the workplace? | ||
**(Ron) Yes. During my teens I was moonlighting a bit which means you do odd jobs here and there. At one of these workplaces I was accused of doing cucumber pranks on the job. Cucumber pranks are basically a type of boner prank wherein you insert a phallic shaped object such as a cucumber or dildo into one's groin to give the appearance of an erection. Of course in none of these instances had I actually been engaged in a prank of any sort. But that did not stop me from losing my job and I was fired. | |||
*(interviewer) Have there been non-work related instances wherein you've experienced macrophallophobia? | |||
**(Ron) Kind of. Basically any type of service in close quarters are the most likely for it to occur; for example I've had massotherapists and Brazilian waxers reject service to me because they assumed I was erect, when I was not, even though I had previously been a customer at their venue. Other less close quarters services can likewise turn you down. | **(Ron) Kind of. Basically any type of service in close quarters are the most likely for it to occur; for example I've had massotherapists and Brazilian waxers reject service to me because they assumed I was erect, when I was not, even though I had previously been a customer at their venue. Other less close quarters services can likewise turn you down. | ||
*(interviewer) Have you experienced macrophallophobia at home? | *(interviewer) Have you experienced macrophallophobia at home? | ||
**(Ron) Yes. Most people have no qualms about wearing whichever wardrobe item they want to wear. Besides macrophallism I aso have a high metabolism which causes me to get hot easily. As such, I enjoy wearing light clothes such as basketball shorts, sweatpants and pajama pants. However because the manbulge this creates I am often forced to be uncomfortable in my own home lest my family members feel discomfort at the sight of my manbulge. | **(Ron) Yes. Most people have no qualms about wearing whichever wardrobe item they want to wear. Besides macrophallism I aso have a high metabolism which causes me to get hot easily. As such, I enjoy wearing light clothes such as basketball shorts, sweatpants and pajama pants. However because the manbulge this creates I am often forced to be uncomfortable in my own home lest my family members feel discomfort at the sight of my manbulge. | ||
*(interviewer) Have your family members ever made comments about them finding your manbulge being obnoxious to see? | *(interviewer) Have your family members ever made comments about them finding your manbulge being obnoxious to see? | ||
**(Ron) Not explicitly. My older sister is a socially progressive person who has many traits associated with HPS (Histrionic personality disorder). My manbulge results in especially my older sister presuming things about my personality and political orientation. I was forced to stop wearing sweatpants because my sister presumes I'm socially liberal and a libertine. She doesn't realize that the manbulge is not caused by me being erect or semi-erect, but rather because my penis is simply large. She frequently brings up socially liberal talking points to me which I object to. But its difficult to convince her of my prudish and socially conservative nature when my manbulge makes me look like a libertine, in her mind at least. So basically my sister presumes she knows my political orientation, a presumption which could not be more incorrect since I am very socially conservative. | **(Ron) Not explicitly. My older sister is a socially progressive person who has many traits associated with HPS (Histrionic personality disorder). My manbulge results in especially my older sister presuming things about my personality and political orientation. I was forced to stop wearing sweatpants because my sister presumes I'm socially liberal and a libertine. She doesn't realize that the manbulge is not caused by me being erect or semi-erect, but rather because my penis is simply large. She frequently brings up socially liberal talking points to me which I object to. But its difficult to convince her of my prudish and socially conservative nature when my manbulge makes me look like a libertine, in her mind at least. So basically my sister presumes she knows my political orientation, a presumption which could not be more incorrect since I am very socially conservative. | ||
====Bob==== | ====Bob==== | ||