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He is a "10" on the [[decile scale]] and the guy who will never experience [[nonredamancy]]. He's the polar opposite of a [[truecel]] and [[inceldom]] to Gigachad is a baffling mystery, akin to the mystery of the causes behind the big bang theory to astrophysicists. In fact, Gigachad doesn't even know what [[friendzone|friendzoning]], [[sexual frustration]] or rejection feels like! | He is a "10" on the [[decile scale]] and the guy who will never experience [[nonredamancy]]. He's the polar opposite of a [[truecel]] and [[inceldom]] to Gigachad is a baffling mystery, akin to the mystery of the causes behind the big bang theory to astrophysicists. In fact, Gigachad doesn't even know what [[friendzone|friendzoning]], [[sexual frustration]] or rejection feels like! | ||
Examples of African American gigachads are Tyson Beckford, Wilt Chamberlain, Tyron Woodley (before being KO'ed by Jake Paul), Kobe Bryant, [[Stefan-Pierre Tomlin]] and [[Ovie Soko]]. Examples of White gigachads are (prime) Fabio, (prime) Dolph Lundgren, (prime) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Cruise (except the height) and Chris Hemsworth. Examples of Mongoloid/East Asian gigachads include Lee Min Ho, Ryo Yoshizawa, Park Solomon and Godfrey Gao. Examples of Mixed Race gigachads include [[Jeremy Meeks]] and [[Sean Kory]]. Examples of Middle Eastern and South Asian gigachads include Toni Mahfud and Imran Abbas respectively. Examples of Latino gigachads include Jay Hernandez, Ricky Martin (before coming out) and William Levy. Examples of Oceanian/Polynesian gigachads include Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Jason Momoa and Lance Franklin. The most popular men at r/LadyBoners are Franklin Delano Roosevelt JR and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A historical example of a gigachad is [[Genghis khan|Genghis Khan]], who lived during the 13th century. Not only was he aesthetically pleasing, but he also possessed the other woman-magnet trait of [[Dark triad]], was extremely ruthless, and through his charismatic and assertive nature not only managed to conquer the world, but he managed to bed so many concubines that today, it has been estimated that roughly 1 in 200 people are his direct descendants.<ref>http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/</ref><ref>http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/</ref> | Examples of African American gigachads are Tyson Beckford, Wilt Chamberlain, Tyron Woodley (before being KO'ed by Jake Paul), Kobe Bryant, [[Stefan-Pierre Tomlin]] and [[Ovie Soko]]. Examples of White gigachads are (prime) Fabio, (prime) Dolph Lundgren, (prime) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Cruise (except the height) and Chris Hemsworth. Examples of Mongoloid/East Asian gigachads include Lee Min Ho, Ryo Yoshizawa, Park Solomon and Godfrey Gao. Examples of Mixed Race gigachads include [[Jeremy Meeks]] and [[Sean Kory]]. Examples of Middle Eastern and South Asian gigachads include Toni Mahfud and Imran Abbas respectively. Examples of Latino gigachads include Cristiano Ronaldo, Jay Hernandez, Ricky Martin (before coming out) and William Levy. Examples of Oceanian/Polynesian gigachads include Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Jason Momoa and Lance Franklin. The most popular men at r/LadyBoners are Franklin Delano Roosevelt JR and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A historical example of a gigachad is [[Genghis khan|Genghis Khan]], who lived during the 13th century. Not only was he aesthetically pleasing, but he also possessed the other woman-magnet trait of [[Dark triad]], was extremely ruthless, and through his charismatic and assertive nature not only managed to conquer the world, but he managed to bed so many concubines that today, it has been estimated that roughly 1 in 200 people are his direct descendants.<ref>http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/</ref><ref>http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/</ref> | ||
==Superhuman== | ==Superhuman== | ||
Gigachads possess all the usual powers of superhuman strength, endurance, and the ability to fly. They are also extremely agile, can do acrobatics, and even flips, somersaults, and rolls. Gigachads are able to jump from incredible heights, such as from a skyscraper to a mountain top. Gigachads have the ability to scare tungsten and other metals into sublimation. Gigachads also have the superhuman power of staring down beta males, normies and other virgins into a pile of dust due to their raw 100% pure masculinity. | Gigachads possess all the usual powers of superhuman strength, endurance, and the ability to fly. They are also extremely agile, can do acrobatics, and even flips, somersaults, and rolls. Gigachads are able to jump from incredible heights, such as from a skyscraper to a mountain top. Gigachads have the ability to scare tungsten and other metals into sublimation. Gigachads also have the superhuman power of staring down beta males, normies and other virgins into a pile of dust due to their raw 100% pure masculinity. | ||