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"'''Even if you manage to get a girlfriend, she will x'''" or "'''If you get a girlfriend x'''" is an incel [[meme]] about how even [[men]] who [[ascend]] have it rough. | "'''Even if you manage to get a girlfriend, she will x'''" or "'''If you get a girlfriend x'''" is an incel [[meme]] about how even [[men]] who [[ascend]] have it rough. | ||
==Examples== | ==Examples== | ||
*If you get a girlfriend she will still whore herself out on social media<ref>https://incels.is/threads/if-you-get-a-girlfriend-she-will-still-whore-herself-out-on-social-media.153325/</ref> | *If you get a girlfriend she will still [[whore]] herself out on [[social media]]<ref>https://incels.is/threads/if-you-get-a-girlfriend-she-will-still-whore-herself-out-on-social-media.153325/</ref> | ||
*Just a reminder that if you get a girlfriend, you can't act clingy because they hate it<ref>https://incels.is/threads/the-unspoken-blackpill-clinginess.7521/</ref> | *Just a reminder that if you get a girlfriend, you can't act clingy because they hate it<ref>https://incels.is/threads/the-unspoken-blackpill-clinginess.7521/</ref> | ||
*Women always have their eye on someone else. Especially if you're ugly. So even if you get a girlfriend she'll dump you anyway.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/the-unspoken-blackpill-clinginess.7521/post-101020</ref> | *Women always have their eye on someone else. Especially if you're [[ugly]]. So even if you get a girlfriend she'll dump you anyway.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/the-unspoken-blackpill-clinginess.7521/post-101020</ref> | ||
*You're ugly, therefore you're fucked. Even if you have sex, even if you get a girlfriend, even if you have a child. You'll never be treated like a real person by society and you will never feel validated.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/greypill-lets-admit-you-have-sex-then-what.68008/post-1267952</ref> | *You're ugly, therefore you're fucked. Even if you have [[sex]], even if you get a girlfriend, even if you have a child. You'll never be treated like a real person by society and you will never feel [[Validation (dating)|validated]].<ref>https://incels.is/threads/greypill-lets-admit-you-have-sex-then-what.68008/post-1267952</ref> | ||
*Even if you get a girlfriend, you're gonna get cucked by your dad.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/lol-anti-aging-copers.86969/post-1663070</ref> | *Even if you get a girlfriend, you're gonna get [[cucked]] by your dad.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/lol-anti-aging-copers.86969/post-1663070</ref> | ||
*Reminder that even if you get a girlfriend they'll probably be showing their nude bodies for thousands on the internet.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/reminder-that-even-if-you-get-a-girlfriend-theyll-probably-be-showing-their-nude-bodies-for-thousands-on-the-internet.42674/</ref> | *Reminder that even if you get a girlfriend they'll probably be showing their nude bodies for thousands on the internet.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/reminder-that-even-if-you-get-a-girlfriend-theyll-probably-be-showing-their-nude-bodies-for-thousands-on-the-internet.42674/</ref> | ||
*It's over even if you manage to get a girlfriend, she will send you thousands of messages encouraging you to kill yourself.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/kill-yourself-incel-she-texted-and-he-killed-himself.155935/</ref> | *[[It's over]] even if you manage to get a girlfriend, she will send you thousands of messages encouraging you to kill yourself.<ref>https://incels.is/threads/kill-yourself-incel-she-texted-and-he-killed-himself.155935/</ref> | ||
*If you're an incel and you somehow get a girlfriend, you are going to get cheated on<ref>https://incels.is/threads/nuclear-pill-from-lookism-dont-enter-if-youre-suicidal.5051/post-65598</ref> | *If you're an [[incel]] and you somehow get a girlfriend, you are going to get cheated on<ref>https://incels.is/threads/nuclear-pill-from-lookism-dont-enter-if-youre-suicidal.5051/post-65598</ref> | ||
*She probably won't be a supermodel. You’d be lucky to find a looksmatch<ref>https://incelistan.net/t/if-you-found-a-gf-bf-youd-likely-still-be-unhappy-heres-why/758</ref> | *She probably won't be a supermodel. You’d be lucky to find a [[looksmatch]]<ref>https://incelistan.net/t/if-you-found-a-gf-bf-youd-likely-still-be-unhappy-heres-why/758</ref> | ||
*She will expect you to work every day or do house chores and take care of everyday responsibility. And you may have similar expectations of your partner. | *She will expect you to work every day or do house chores and take care of everyday responsibility. And you may have similar expectations of your partner. | ||
*She will argue with you sometimes. | *She will argue with you sometimes. | ||
*She will probably cut off the relationship before 3-6 months. | *She will probably cut off the relationship before 3-6 months. | ||
*She will probably think you’re a clingy, needy creepy overly attached try-hard as a result of years of isolation and inceldom | *She will probably think you’re a clingy, needy [[creepy]] overly attached try-hard as a result of years of isolation and inceldom | ||
==Related memes== | ==Related memes== | ||
===Maybe if you try super hard, you can get an x=== | ===Maybe if you try super hard, you can get an x=== | ||