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 The stage whereby women reach their sexpiration date is earlier than men. Thats mainly because women have a shorter fertility period and also because men can supplement their appeal via status, whereas women cannot as much.
-Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female [[beauty]] is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become '''milkmired''' means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly); it is a {{Wikipedia|portmanteau}} and {{Wikipedia|cacography}} of "milk" with "expired". It is to be put in contrast to someone who [[winemired]] (aged like wine).
+Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female [[beauty]] is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become '''milkmired''' means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly); it is a {{Wikipedia|portmanteau}} and {{Wikipedia|cacography}} of "milk" and "expired". It is to be put in contrast to someone who [[winemired]] (aged like wine).
 Milkmirers often face the unfortunate side-effect of not being able to date people their own age: only older. A [[denarian]] (teen) milkmirer looks like a [[vicenarian]]. A vicenarian milkmirer looks like a tricenarian. As such, young milkmirers are indirectly forced to interact with milfs, cougars, manthers, sugar mommas and cradle robbers whether that is their niche or not.