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To make matters worse, chadsplainers (those who give platitudes) tend to be at the very least average-looking, thereby meaning they are unable to understand [[inceldom]]. An [[involuntary celibate]] taking advice from a chadsplainer is the logical equivalent of an Economics student taking financial advice from a Mega Millions jackpot winner.
To make matters worse, chadsplainers (those who give platitudes) tend to be at the very least average-looking, thereby meaning they are unable to understand [[inceldom]]. An [[involuntary celibate]] taking advice from a chadsplainer is the logical equivalent of an Economics student taking financial advice from a Mega Millions jackpot winner.
==Examples==
==Examples==
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|The gym can't fix your face or increase your [[height]] to 6'3"
|The gym can't fix your face or increase your [[height]] to 6'3"
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|[[looksmaxx|Just stylemaxx, bro]]
|[[Fashion|Just stylemaxx, bro]]
|It's the handsome model wearing clothes on the runway that makes them look stylish, not the other way around
|It's the handsome model wearing clothes on the runway that makes them look stylish, not the other way around
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|[[moneymaxx|Just moneymaxx, bro]]
|[[Moneymaxxing|Just moneymaxx, bro]]
|Girls don't need your [[betabuxx]], when they have the government and their careers to provide for them and the kids they have by Chad
|Girls don't need your [[betabuxx]], when they have the government and their careers to provide for them and the kids they have by Chad
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===Other examples===
===Other examples===
There are many contextual examples of [[bluepill]]ed platitudes that frequently get bandied about:
There are many contextual examples of [[bluepill]]ed platitudes that frequently get bandied about:
*you should try showering more often
*you should try showering more often
*go up to her and be yourself
*go up to her and be yourself
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*don't let repeated rejections ruin your self-esteem
*don't let repeated rejections ruin your self-esteem
*just try; whats the worst that could happen?
*just try; whats the worst that could happen?
==Synonyms==
==Synonyms==
*[[chadsplaining]]
*[[chadsplaining]]
[[Category:Chadsplanation]]
[[Category:Chadsplanation]]
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