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About half the early deaths in Iran were due to people drinking alcohol to 'clean out their body' of the virus.<ref>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/alcohol-poisoning-kills-100-iranians-seeking-virus-protection</ref> A number of high-profile politicians have gotten infected due to their extensive travel, but the vast majority show little to no symptoms, with the exception of British PM Boris Johnson, an [[Fatcel|obese]] and unhealthy 55 year old who went out of his way to infect himself by shaking hands with sick patients at hospitals.
About half the early deaths in Iran were due to people drinking alcohol to 'clean out their body' of the virus.<ref>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/alcohol-poisoning-kills-100-iranians-seeking-virus-protection</ref> A number of high-profile politicians have gotten infected due to their extensive travel, but the vast majority show little to no symptoms, with the exception of British PM Boris Johnson, an [[Fatcel|obese]] and unhealthy 55 year old who went out of his way to infect himself by shaking hands with sick patients at hospitals.
=== Why such a strong reaction? ===
=== Why such a strong reaction? ===
The strong reaction presumably mainly occurred due to [[boomer]]s trying to save their livesas they have by far the highest fatality rates and own most media outlets. The stock market collapse may have been a coincidental, accelerating element in the hysteria as its collapse was long overdue, it having been the largest bull market in history.
The strong reaction presumably mainly occurred due to [[boomer]]s trying to save their lives, as they have by far the highest fatality rates and own most media outlets. The stock market collapse may have been a coincidental, accelerating element in the hysteria as its collapse was long overdue, it having been the largest bull market in history.


Almost everyone can find a reason to anticipate a lock down. [[Environmentalism|Environmentalist]]s anticipate the decline in pollution and get to impose a low-consumption lifestyle. Socialists, [[neoliberal]]s, and ancaps get to experiment with basic income. [[Wagecuck|Wagies]] get some time off. [[Boomer]]s get to defer their death. [[Alt-right|Rightists]] get their closed borders and can demonstrate authoritarianism. Anti-globalists can exert pressure on globalists. Leftists can [[virtue signaling|virtue signal]] about saving lives. [[Sex-haver]]s get excited about quarantine [[sex]]; in particular [[men]] are relieved from [[mate guarding]] in times [[women]] are free to be [[slut]]s. The [[Fakestream|media]] get a spectacle.
Almost everyone can find a reason to anticipate a lock down. [[Environmentalism|Environmentalist]]s anticipate the decline in pollution and get to impose a low-consumption lifestyle. Socialists, [[neoliberal]]s, and ancaps get to experiment with basic income. [[Wagecuck|Wagies]] get some time off. [[Boomer]]s get to defer their death. [[Alt-right|Rightists]] get their closed borders and can demonstrate authoritarianism. Anti-globalists can exert pressure on globalists. Leftists can [[virtue signaling|virtue signal]] about saving lives. [[Sex-haver]]s get excited about quarantine [[sex]]; in particular [[men]] are relieved from [[mate guarding]] in times [[women]] are free to be [[slut]]s. The [[Fakestream|media]] get a spectacle.
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