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Faced with an increase in death probability, [[boomer]] country leaders advised all millennials to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of [[normie]]s the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, driving some into [[suicide]].<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref>
Faced with an increase in death probability, [[boomer]] country leaders advised all millennials to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of [[normie]]s the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, driving some into [[suicide]].<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref>
==Coronabucks==
==Coronabucks==
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[[File:Mnuchinmoney.jpg|thumb|Steven Mnuchin, in the center.]]
Financial relief and Keynesian government stimulus measures were put into place to keep up aggregate consumer demand for goods and services. [[Incel]]s in many economic situations and homeless NEETs around the world were guaranteed anywhere from 1k-8k USD equivalent from a government body, with a low bar for assistance, and plenty of time to file. Notable heroes in this story include Hong Kong Finance minister Paul Chan Mo-po and Hollywood producer and US Treasury secretary {{Wikipedia|Steven Mnuchin}}.
Financial relief and Keynesian government stimulus measures were put into place to keep up aggregate consumer demand for goods and services. [[Incel]]s in many economic situations and homeless NEETs around the world were guaranteed anywhere from 1k-8k USD equivalent from a government body, with a low bar for assistance, and plenty of time to file. Notable heroes in this story include Hong Kong Finance minister Paul Chan Mo-po and Hollywood producer and US Treasury secretary {{Wikipedia|Steven Mnuchin}}.


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