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'''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a Chinese coronavirus with the name '''SARS-CoV-2'''. | '''COVID-19''' is the disease caused by a Chinese coronavirus with the name '''SARS-CoV-2'''. | ||
The pandemic sparked mass hysteria, hypochondria, irrational violence, government overreach, mass surveillance, terrorism charges against those purposefully spreading saliva in public, temporary food, toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages, rationing including bread lines in capitalist countries, mass unemployment, | The pandemic sparked mass hysteria, hypochondria, irrational violence, government overreach, mass surveillance, terrorism charges against those purposefully spreading saliva in public, temporary food, toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages, rationing including bread lines in capitalist countries, mass unemployment, and other severe economic damages caused by lockdowns. | ||
Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, [[boomer]] country leaders advised all millennials to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of [[normie]]s the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, driving some into [[suicide]].<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref> | Faced with a fractional increase in natural death probability, [[boomer]] country leaders advised all millennials to speedrun video games at home indefinitely.<ref>https://kotaku.com/white-house-doctor-we-need-millennials-to-stay-healthy-1842401810</ref> This gave millions of [[normie]]s the unique chance to experience [[incel]], [[NEET]] and [[LDAR]] lifestyles, causing especially young [[women]] to be [[adverse effects of inceldom|socially isolated]] for the first time in their lives, driving some into [[suicide]].<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150271/Teenager-dies-hospital-trying-life-coronavirus-fears.html</ref> | ||