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-A Melvin is an epithet for the archetype of the male [[low-tier normie]].
-==Characteristics==
-A Melvin is a "4" on the [[Decile|Decile Scale]], and a Grade-A douche who can only get bottom tier girls, if he is even that lucky. You can easily spot a Melvin by his behaviors:
--Walks around with other males on his level pointing at "hot chicks" and can be be heard saying "Oh man! I'd tear her up"
--Has a web browser cache so overloaded with free "pornhub" temp files that his computer is hot to the touch and is starting to have smoke coming from it.
--Imagines himself as the star of these low-grade internet porn "films".
--Has such a low confidence that even if a Gertrude was to smile at him, or say Hi!, he responds negatively and this makes the Melvin very angry.
-== Examples ==
-* [[Philipp Amthor]]
-* Howard Wallowitz, character on the TV sitcom Big Bang Theory
-== See Also ==
-*[[Normie]]
-*[[Chad]]
-*[[Becky]]
-*[[Stacy]]
-*[[Tanner]]
-*[[Brad]]
-{{Memes}}
-[[category:characters]]