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Common characteristics for a Chad born from looks include: Above 6 foot in height, large frame, broad shoulders, 0-1 on the norwood scale, [[hunter eyes]] with little to no upper eyelid exposure, positively or neutrally tilted eyes, prominent high cheekbones, thick eyebrows, a large skull, compact midface, killer long chin, defined squarish jawline, long vertical ramus, gonial angle of approx. 120 degrees, forward growth of the [[mandible]] and the maxilla, a short straight nose, an ideal philtrum to [[chin]] ratio (with the philtrum being shorter), clean exotic skin, healthy bite with white teeth, and lastly, low body fat (below 15%).
Common characteristics for a Chad born from looks include: Above 6 foot in height, large frame, broad shoulders, 0-1 on the norwood scale, [[hunter eyes]] with little to no upper eyelid exposure, positively or neutrally tilted eyes, prominent high cheekbones, thick eyebrows, a large skull, compact midface, killer long chin, defined squarish jawline, long vertical ramus, gonial angle of approx. 120 degrees, forward growth of the [[mandible]] and the maxilla, a short straight nose, an ideal philtrum to [[chin]] ratio (with the philtrum being shorter), clean exotic skin, healthy bite with white teeth, and lastly, low body fat (below 15%).
As this helps a Chad be a fast, lethal and well built hunter, whom uses long, strong legs and arms to kill. Those long, powerful leg and arm muscles are strong enough to crush bone and even break a man's neck. Chad can kill almost any man with just a good knife or a spear. The best Chads use their arms, legs, head and eyes to kill with ease, and as quickly and efficiently as humanly possible. They can kill with one swipe of a fist, and if they wish they can kill with just their teeth. They can also kill by crushing the man's skull with a single powerful punch to the face. These are the fastest, strongest, most savage Chads, and they live to be very old. The Chads that are the most successful in life are always the ones that have been able to keep their bloodlines intact.
At least people ''think'' this is the case by [[halo effect]]; in truth a good looking Chad is not a better hunter per se.


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