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==Characteristics== | ==Characteristics== | ||
Characteristics of a gigachad are: | Characteristics of a gigachad are: | ||
*Able-bodied; i.e. not a single of his physiological attributes even hint at a disability | *Able-bodied; i.e. not a single of his physiological attributes even hint at a disability or even a blemish | ||
*he's never been bullied; his aura is too fantastic for that | *he's never been bullied; his aura is too fantastic for that | ||
*he's a grool-inducer - women start grooling merely by looking at him | *he's a grool-inducer - women start grooling merely by looking at him | ||
*has a [[mooseknuckle]] to prove he's a [[dickmogger]] | *has a [[mooseknuckle]] to prove he's a [[dickmogger]] | ||
*he's a [[facemogger]] | *he's a [[facemogger]] | ||
*whether he's virtuous or scummy, he still gets treated well, due to [[halo effect]] | *whether he's virtuous or scummy, he still gets treated well, due to [[halo effect]] | ||
*he's [[hulseyistic]], meaning he can maintain erections for hours on end | *he's [[hulseyistic]], meaning he can maintain erections for hours on end | ||
*he's neurotypical, and therefore [[IQmogger]] | *he's neurotypical, and therefore an [[IQmogger]] | ||
*he's a [[voicemogger]] | *he's a [[voicemogger]] | ||
*he's a [[heightmogger]] | *he's a [[heightmogger]] | ||