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Characteristics commonly found among truecels is high inhibition, [[mentalcel|mentalceldom]] and [[uglyceldom]]. Their self-esteem is usually so low that even a simple activity such as walking to the cornershop may induce panic attacks due to a sub-conscious inkling that they've been rejected by society and such do not deserve to walk on earth. This feeling of unworthiness makes each step feel like their genetically inferior feet are contaminating the soil and thereby may produce a funny walk reminiscent of those with cerebral palsy - and that's ignoring truecels who literally have cerebral palsy, since a good chunk of them are [[disabledcel]]. The average person is too embarrassed to be seen in public with a truecel, never mind dating them. | Characteristics commonly found among truecels is high inhibition, [[mentalcel|mentalceldom]] and [[uglyceldom]]. Their self-esteem is usually so low that even a simple activity such as walking to the cornershop may induce panic attacks due to a sub-conscious inkling that they've been rejected by society and such do not deserve to walk on earth. This feeling of unworthiness makes each step feel like their genetically inferior feet are contaminating the soil and thereby may produce a funny walk reminiscent of those with cerebral palsy - and that's ignoring truecels who literally have cerebral palsy, since a good chunk of them are [[disabledcel]]. The average person is too embarrassed to be seen in public with a truecel, never mind dating them. | ||
When encountering [[nearcel]]s, truecel's tend to be very protective of the | When encountering [[nearcel]]s, truecel's tend to be very protective of the terms ''truecel'' and ''[[incel|involuntary celibate]]''. Truecels often claim that anyone not hideously ugly should not be allowed to use the terms ''truecel'' or ''incel'', and only do so because they are failures in life or want attention. Although not all truecels are manlets, the few that are normal height or tall, tend to have ther hideousness distributed at higher levels in other parts of their bodies, especially the head. They typically have an exceedingly assymetric face to the point they consider pulling their neckscarf over their face during winter, and the hair on their scalp is so sporadic, that during astonished stares by nomries, they pull their hoodie over their heads so nobody sees that chemotherapy-patient-like scalp growth. | ||
Even prostitutes who are offered a generous tip would typically reject a truecel. In the rare instances where truecels are not rejected, the encounter is usually one of profligacy, since truecels sometimes have to pay a hiked up remuneration price if they resort to prostitution in order to lose their virginity. The prostitutes see this as a form of compensation for having to endure sleeping with a quasimodo look-alike. As such a trip to a red light district in Nevada for a truecel generally costs more than it would for a [[normie]]. | Even prostitutes who are offered a generous tip would typically reject a truecel. In the rare instances where truecels are not rejected, the encounter is usually one of profligacy, since truecels sometimes have to pay a hiked up remuneration price if they resort to prostitution in order to lose their virginity. The prostitutes see this as a form of compensation for having to endure sleeping with a quasimodo look-alike. As such a trip to a red light district in Nevada for a truecel generally costs more than it would for a [[normie]]. | ||
All in all, the life of a truecel is often characterized by permavirginity, i.e. they remain virgins for life. Truecels often wear hoodies over their head; either to hide their ugliness, or to subconsciously symbolize their disassociation from the dating scene, as as such, from the world. | All in all, the life of a truecel is often characterized by permavirginity, i.e. they remain virgins for life. Truecels often wear hoodies over their head; either to hide their ugliness, or to subconsciously symbolize their disassociation from the dating scene, as as such, from the world. | ||
==Extent of deformities== | |||
The causes of deformities vary, some truecels being born with their disfigurement, others acquiring them during their childhood. Truecels born with a disfigurement were sometimes exposed to drugs such as alcohol whilst in their mothers womb. The usage of drugs during pregnancy is well known to possibly result in congenital malformations of the child. Other factors behind trueceldom-inducing malformations in a fetus include the incorrect usage of medication during the first three months of pregnancy (1st trimester).<ref> Klaus Friese et al.: Medicines during pregnancy and lactation. 6th edition. Stuttgart 2006, ISBN 3-8304-5434-1 </ref> | |||
==Association with volcels== | ==Association with volcels== | ||