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==Wittoldry== | ==Wittoldry== | ||
Wittoldry is similar to cuckoldry except in relation to family; i.e. example someone who welcomes random strangers to bonk their immediate family. A man who behaves this way is a "wittold". A woman who behaves this way is called a wittoldress or wittoldatrix. The act in and of itself is called "wittolding", while its verbified form is "wittoldize" or "wittoldizing". Someone who is being wittolded is called a ''wittoldee''. Examples of wittoldic behaviour include: | Wittoldry is similar to cuckoldry except in relation to family; i.e. example someone who welcomes random strangers to bonk their immediate family. The adjective form of such a stance is ''wittoldic'' or wittoldrous''. A man who behaves this way is a "wittold". A woman who behaves this way is called a wittoldress or wittoldatrix. The act in and of itself is called "wittolding", while its verbified form is "wittoldize" or "wittoldizing". Someone who is being wittolded is called a ''wittoldee''. Examples of wittoldic behaviour include: | ||
*Buying your sister's boyfriend a packet of viagra | *Buying your sister's boyfriend a packet of viagra | ||
*Insinuating that your 16 year old daughter and her boyfriend should "go bareback" | *Insinuating that your 16 year old daughter and her boyfriend should "go bareback" |