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==Wittoldry== | ==Wittoldry== | ||
Wittoldry is similar to cuckoldry except in relation to family; i.e. example someone who welcomes random strangers to bonk their immediate family. A man who behaves this way is a "wittold". A woman who behaves this way is called a wittoldress or wittoldatrix. The act in and of itself is called "wittolding", while its verbified form is "wittoldize" or "wittoldizing". Someone who is being wittolded is called a ''wittoldee''. | Wittoldry is similar to cuckoldry except in relation to family; i.e. example someone who welcomes random strangers to bonk their immediate family. A man who behaves this way is a "wittold". A woman who behaves this way is called a wittoldress or wittoldatrix. The act in and of itself is called "wittolding", while its verbified form is "wittoldize" or "wittoldizing". Someone who is being wittolded is called a ''wittoldee''. Examples of wittoldic behaviour include: | ||
*Buying your sister's boyfriend a packet of viagra | |||
*Insinuating that your 16 year old daughter and her boyfriend should "go bareback" | |||
*Buying a brand-new car for your daughters boyfriend of 1 week. | |||
*Leaving the house in the evening whilst playing a compilation slow-jam album whilst 12 of your intoxicated male friends are in there with 5 of your female relatives. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||