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A nymphocel is someone who has compulsive sexual urges and is at the same time experiencing [[incelibacy]]. It is a blend of the word "nymphomania" and "incel", and nymphoceldom is one of the worst subsets of [[incelibacy]] one could be in. This is because the physical stresses and pains assocated with [[incelibacy]] are multiplied many times over. The only thing the nymphocel excels at is setting records in terms of the discrepancy between the libido and the sexual outlet. This is because nymhoceldom begins to affect other areasa of one's life because its hard to focus on one's career or studies when such a high libido isn't quenched. | A nymphocel is someone who has compulsive sexual urges and is at the same time experiencing [[incelibacy]]. It is a blend of the word "nymphomania" and "incel", and nymphoceldom is one of the worst subsets of [[incelibacy]] one could be in. This is because the physical stresses and pains assocated with [[incelibacy]] are multiplied many times over. The only thing the nymphocel excels at is setting records in terms of the discrepancy between the [[libido]] and the sexual outlet. This is because nymhoceldom begins to affect other areasa of one's life because its hard to focus on one's career or studies when such a high libido isn't quenched. | ||
Nymphocels usually have nymphomania, hypersexuality, satyriasis or hyperphilia. | Nymphocels usually have nymphomania, hypersexuality, satyriasis or hyperphilia. | ||
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The following is a lenthy post written by an anonymous nymphocel in 2016<ref>https://novni.com/letters/read/30631/satyriasic-and-incel-the-most-traumatic-combination-ever</ref>: | The following is a lenthy post written by an anonymous nymphocel in 2016<ref>https://novni.com/letters/read/30631/satyriasic-and-incel-the-most-traumatic-combination-ever</ref>: | ||
:''Satyriasic relates to an uncontrollable sexual desire or libido in men. Incel refers to those who want to have sex but are unable to acquire it. Unfortunately, I happen to suffer from both ailments. The situation is serious enough that I have had suicidal thoughts about my situation and have even cried with actual tears at how horny I am sometimes. This is all the more astonishing considering I am not the type of person that is emotional or cries. The next question someone reading the above paragraph may ask is " if you want a girl so bad why don't you just ask a girl out"or "why don't you do some online dating". Problem is, I do just that. All of it. Every time I do, I get rejected. When I ask a girl out on a date, she either says she has a boyfriend, or simply scoffs at my approach. I am horny enough that I brush the rejections aside and ask dozens of other women on the same day. Everytime I do, I get rejected. Then I thought maybe my approach is awkward so I tried online dating. I'm currently looking at my inbox and am currently registered with roughly 18 [[dating]] websites. I have moved over half of those to the spam folder because they are either too expensive for me, or filled with spam. Among the 8 remaining websites there are major faults too including cockblocking measures such as requiring monetary upgrades to see who likes you, fake profiles and when a woman does actually respond to you, has multiple other male messagers to pick and choose from.'' | :''Satyriasic relates to an uncontrollable sexual desire or [[libido]] in men. Incel refers to those who want to have sex but are unable to acquire it. Unfortunately, I happen to suffer from both ailments. The situation is serious enough that I have had suicidal thoughts about my situation and have even cried with actual tears at how horny I am sometimes. This is all the more astonishing considering I am not the type of person that is emotional or cries. The next question someone reading the above paragraph may ask is " if you want a girl so bad why don't you just ask a girl out"or "why don't you do some online dating". Problem is, I do just that. All of it. Every time I do, I get rejected. When I ask a girl out on a date, she either says she has a boyfriend, or simply scoffs at my approach. I am horny enough that I brush the rejections aside and ask dozens of other women on the same day. Everytime I do, I get rejected. Then I thought maybe my approach is awkward so I tried online dating. I'm currently looking at my inbox and am currently registered with roughly 18 [[dating]] websites. I have moved over half of those to the spam folder because they are either too expensive for me, or filled with spam. Among the 8 remaining websites there are major faults too including cockblocking measures such as requiring monetary upgrades to see who likes you, fake profiles and when a woman does actually respond to you, has multiple other male messagers to pick and choose from.'' | ||
:''Now you might ask yourself, why I do not simply go to see a hooker if I am that horny. Well, firstly its illegal and public notices makes clear that kerbcrawling is an enforced and arrestable crime. Secondly, even if I were to ignore the law, prostitutes where I live charge per time period not per orgasm. This is not an option for me since I'm somewhat of a satyromaniac; hence a single sex session would last much longer than minutes, closer to an hour probably for me, if not two hours, something that is prohibitively expensive.'' | :''Now you might ask yourself, why I do not simply go to see a hooker if I am that horny. Well, firstly its illegal and public notices makes clear that kerbcrawling is an enforced and arrestable crime. Secondly, even if I were to ignore the law, prostitutes where I live charge per time period not per orgasm. This is not an option for me since I'm somewhat of a satyromaniac; hence a single sex session would last much longer than minutes, closer to an hour probably for me, if not two hours, something that is prohibitively expensive.'' | ||