Chad Still Fucks Your Wife

"Chad Still Fucks Your Wife" is a song by Mainländer.

Inspiration

The song Darkwing Cuck was based on the Darkwing Duck Theme. Leucosticte wrote a post, "What he doesn’t realize is Chad still fucks his wife" which was based on that song. Then Mainländer wrote Chad Still F*cks Your Wife, based on that post and also drawing inspiration from Darkwing Cuck:

You don’t know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

You don’t know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

Thrusting big cock into her as a JB Oxytocin, pair-bonding love memories An adoration against which you right now just can’t compete

And the blackpill overthrows comforting lies Cause when she looks at her first Chad there’s an altered perception And I’d pay for a JB, but they’re Chad’s exclusivity

You don’t know the truth Chad still fucks your wife You don’t know the truth Chad still fucks your wife Cause you don’t know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

Betabuxxing now, this ain’t ascending Cuck is worse than incel The way I wanna be, in love with a JB Virgin, all to myself

And cucked love is bound to fail

You don’t know the truth Chad still fucks your wife You don’t know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

And you are a huge cuck

Mainländer explains:

I played it one semitone lower cause that’s the default tuning I keep my guitar in.

Chorus: C, C7M, F

Verses: C, Fm

“Du du du” part: G Am F C

Calm part: xx5550 xx5500 xx10 10 10 0 (that was an adaptation I made)

Bridge: D# F

Then C# and F# when the tone changes and C and F again in the last part

Falsetto at “cuck”: F B Bb F

Outro: F# G G# F F# G