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Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female [[beauty]] is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become '''milkmired''' means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly); it is a portmanteau of "milk" and "expired". It is to be put in contrast to someone who [[winemired]] (aged like wine). | Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female [[beauty]] is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become '''milkmired''' means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly); it is a portmanteau of "milk" and "expired". It is to be put in contrast to someone who [[winemired]] (aged like wine). | ||
Milkmirers often face the unfortunate side-effect of not being able to date people their own age: only older. A [[denarian]] (teen) milkmirer looks like a | Milkmirers often face the unfortunate side-effect of not being able to date people their own age: only older. A [[denarian]] (teen) milkmirer looks like a [[vicenarian]]. A vicenarian milkmirer looks like a tricenarian. As such, young milkmirers are indirectly forced to interact with milfs, cougars, manthers, sugar mommas and cradle robbers whether that is their niche or not. | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
{{quote|The woman on the left ''[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190716597511610372/photo/1 (attached picture)]'' (age 20) looks vital, fertile and vibrant. <br />…While, in comparison, sorry to say, the woman on the right (50y) with her saggy face+neck rather reminds me of a petulant, harsh school teacher instead. <br />It is hard to imagine that they are the exact same person.|[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190727271889408001 @CircumCrippled (2019-11-02)]}} | {{quote|The woman on the left ''[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190716597511610372/photo/1 (attached picture)]'' (age 20) looks vital, fertile and vibrant. <br />…While, in comparison, sorry to say, the woman on the right (50y) with her saggy face+neck rather reminds me of a petulant, harsh school teacher instead. <br />It is hard to imagine that they are the exact same person.|[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190727271889408001 @CircumCrippled (2019-11-02)]}} | ||