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[[File:Sarahparker.jpg|thumb|right|Sarah Parker (aged 54)]] | [[File:Sarahparker.jpg|thumb|right|Sarah Parker (aged 54)]] | ||
The '''sexpiration date''' is the stage when [[women]] or [[men]]'s [[looks]] starts to plunge due to [[aging]]. | The '''sexpiration date''' is the stage when [[women]] or [[men]]'s [[looks]] starts to plunge due to [[aging]]. Sometimes the term "sexually expired" is used. | ||
The stage whereby women reach their sexpiration date is earlier than men. Thats mainly because women have a shorter fertility period and also because men can supplement their appeal via status, whereas women can't as much. | The stage whereby women reach their sexpiration date is earlier than men. Thats mainly because women have a shorter fertility period and also because men can supplement their appeal via status, whereas women can't as much. | ||
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Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female beauty is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become '''milkmired''' means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly), in contrast to someone who [[winemired]] (aged like wine). It is a portmanteau of milk and expired. | Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female beauty is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become '''milkmired''' means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly), in contrast to someone who [[winemired]] (aged like wine). It is a portmanteau of milk and expired. | ||
Milkmirers often face the unfortunate side-effect of not being able to date people their own age: only older. A [[denarian]] (teen) milkmirer looks like a vicenarian. A [[vicenarian]] milkmirer looks like a tricenarian. As such, young milkmirers are indirectly forced to interact with milfs, cougars, manthers, sugar mommas and cradle robbers whether that is their niche or not. | |||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
{{quote|The woman on the left ''[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190716597511610372/photo/1 (attached picture)]'' (age 20) looks vital, fertile and vibrant. <br />…While, in comparison, sorry to say, the woman on the right (50y) with her saggy face+neck rather reminds me of a petulant, harsh school teacher instead. <br />It is hard to imagine that they are the exact same person.|[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190727271889408001 @CircumCrippled (2019-11-02)]}} | {{quote|The woman on the left ''[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190716597511610372/photo/1 (attached picture)]'' (age 20) looks vital, fertile and vibrant. <br />…While, in comparison, sorry to say, the woman on the right (50y) with her saggy face+neck rather reminds me of a petulant, harsh school teacher instead. <br />It is hard to imagine that they are the exact same person.|[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190727271889408001 @CircumCrippled (2019-11-02)]}} | ||