Incel Wiki:Featured Article/May 26, 2019

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Emcel

An, Emcel, or emotional celibate is a woman who is unable to pair-bond with a man. Someone can be an emcel due to mental factors or serial emotional rejection. It is hypothesized that while fat women have more sex than skinny women, they are more emotionally celibate than skinny women. An emcel is characterized by dead-set eyes, a deep voice, birth control usage, and impulsive travel. There are certain physical traits of emcels which include Sanpaku eyes. Or eyes that are misaligned or have exposed white-area where there should be none. It is hypothesized that this may be due to a chemical imbalance in the brain. Possible clinical procedures which may be approved for emcel-associated Sanpaku eyes include Electroconvulsive therapy and trans-magnetic cranial stimulation.

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